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Southport now identifies as The Best Seaside Resort in the World

Miles of glorious golden beaches; a huge range of fun and educational attractions and activities for all the family; plentiful free parking and outstanding...

Cyclist uses one of Southport’s new cycle lan…..no wait, he’s back...

Sefton Council's ingenious idea to paint cycle lanes over the bits of Southport where rates-paying small businesses' customers used to park seemed briefly justified...

Southport welcomes its second black family

Southport rolled out the welcome mat last week for the first black family to move into the town since Roger and Beryl Simpson in...

Nan horrified at being offered quesadillas on trip to Southport Market...

Local grandmother Elsie Rimmer, 84, has been getting a new pair of furry slippers from Southport Market every year since 1958. Despite not getting out...

Britain’s teenagers still not tidied their bedrooms after a year of...

Despite being trapped in their houses for the best part of a year, 98.9% of Britain's teenagers still haven't quite found the time necessary...

Keith Richards recommends amphetamines and strippers to ward off Covid 19

In a recent interview with The Southport Times, Keith Richards the 137 year old Rolling Stones legend, has advised people of his generation to...

New ‘I’m a Celebrity’ to be set on Epstein island starring...

According to our sources, 2020's new series of I'm a celebrity get me out of here is to be relocated from the Australian jungle...

Man helps out struggling designer brand by spending £380 to advertise...

Warm-hearted bus driver, Wayne Rimmer, 33, from Southport in Merseyside bought a t shirt with a name on it for £380 this morning. "I know...

Coronavirus vaccine will make you love Windows 10

Evil genius Bill Gates has secretly bio-engineered his coronavirus vaccine to make everyone think that Windows 10 is the best operating system ever, it...

The Queen hires Liam Neeson to rescue Prince Harry

Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II has taken the dramatic step of hiring the Northern Irish hardman actor Liam Neeson to locate her grandson Harry...

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