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Southport puzzled by mystery ‘Running Woman’

America has Sasquatch, Scotland has the Loch Ness Monster. Now Southport has its very own mystery. Over the last few weeks reports have been coming...

Southport Monument’s wino’s granted National Heritage status

Mumbling alcoholics have been a part of the rich tapestry of Southport town centre life for so long that an English Heritage Committee have...

Ainsdale Birdwatching Society evening events ‘not dogging’

The head of Ainsdale Birdwatching Society, Shirley Knott, has released a public statement today assuring local residents that their activities absolutely do not include...

Southport Pleasureland takes on Alton Towers with addition of third attraction

Southport Pleasureland today announced 'massive' plans for expansion with the official unveiling of its latest attraction, 'The Death-Defying Mega Bounce 2000!' Southport's very own theme...

93% of criminals arrested Liverpool Have Southport accents

In 93% of muggings, burglaries and armed robberies committed in Liverpool, the perpetrator is reported to have had a Southport accent it has emerged. Merseyside...

Hesketh Bank to get telephone and internet by 2024

British Telecom have vowed to bring the ramshackle collection of villages to the north of Southport, known as Hesketh Bank, into the information age...

‘Black Friday’ shoppers fail to find cut-price souls

Hordes of voracious shoppers have been swarming into temples of consumerism since one minute after midnight today, desperately searching for meaning in the acquisition...

Anti-fascists would only suspend democracy and freedom of speech ‘temporarily’

Anti-fascist movements have sprung up across the UK in response to groups like the EDL. Now their ire is focused almost entirely on UKIP,...

Face of Will.i.am appears on turnip

Ron Hesketh, 83, a keen gardener from Banks, found himself at the center of an international media storm this week, after growing a turnip...

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