Birkdale Better Than Formby for MILF’s

A typical Birkdale mum.

A typical Birkdale mum. In a surprise change of fortune, Birkdale has topped this year’s Southport & District MILF league table. Residents of Formby, whose MILF’s had topped the league for a record breaking six consecutive years, are said to be bitterly disappointed. “I’m not surprised though, to be honest,” One Formby More...

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