Is this the best pint in Southport?


Before even taking a sip, this beer beckons you, entreats, pleads almost. Like the crafty serpent in the Garden of Eden it whispers, ‘Come, drink and thou shalt be like God, having knowledge of good and evil’. First one is struck by the colour. A vision of deep, deep, unburnished bronze – like a lovingly restored mahogony sideboard More...

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By admin On Friday, April 7th, 2017

Local graffiti geniuses leave subtle clues

Grafitti masterminds struck the seaside town of Southport in the early hours of this morning, leaving the town completely baffled as to who could be responsible. The mysterious spray-painting prodigies’ closely-guarded More...

By admin On Wednesday, April 5th, 2017

Local restauranteur vindicated as dead flies and bird shit turn out to be ingredients in fancy Heston Blumenthal dish

A popular Southport restaurant has been unfairly maligned by the local authority and the town’s media, it has emerged. We have discovered that the various dead insects, fecal matter and rotten vegetables found More...

By admin On Wednesday, December 7th, 2016

Doctor Who scenes filmed in Southport

The BBC were in Southport earlier this week, filming scenes for the upcoming Doctor Who Christmas special. Although we can’t give too many details away about the plot, we understand that it will be Peter Capaldi’s More...

By admin On Tuesday, November 29th, 2016

Southport’s Christmas lights will be back on when someone works out which bulb has gone

Contrary to earlier reports, which suggested that Southport’s Christmas lights were out because of vandalism, we understand that an, as yet undiscovered, faulty bulb is actually the culprit. Town Councillor, More...

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By admin On Wednesday, June 22nd, 2016

Screen stolen from Southport’s new open air cinema

Southport’s latest entertainment destination, a beachside open air cinema, suffered a ‘devastating’ blow today, as thieves made off with the screen before the first film could be shown. Geoff Rimmer, More...

By admin On Monday, March 14th, 2016

Antisocial kids ‘Just Little Bastards’

A study has been published today by a team of social scientists, which examined antisocial behaviour by gangs of youths around Southport. The researchers reached the surprising conclusion that the youths involved More...

By admin On Saturday, February 20th, 2016

Southport to Blackpool bridge facing fresh delays

Fears over an increase in anti-social behaviour could lead to work on the new Southport to Blackpool bridge, which is set to start this year, being suspended until 2018, it has been confirmed. A campaign led by More...

By admin On Thursday, February 11th, 2016

Ten amazing facts you probably didn’t know about Southport

Southport has a rich history which has largely remained unexplored by scholars – until now. Armed with these ten incredible facts, you’ll be able to impress all of your friends with your expert knowledge More...

By admin On Wednesday, February 3rd, 2016

Fresh wave of gang violence engulfs Birkdale Village

The notoriously intimidating ghetto known by locals as ‘Birkdale Village’ has been experiencing a spike in levels of gang warfare, it has emerged. We understand that Birkdale’s most notorious gangs, More...