Southport No.1 for randy pensioners

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Southport has been voted the best destination in the UK to grab a granny or grandad who’s ‘gagging for it’ by the readers of Aga, a magazine aimed at the over 60′s, for the third year in a row. “We are absolutely delighted.” Shirley Knott of the Southport Tourist Board told us today. “This prestigious honour More...

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The 'half thong'.
By admin On Thursday, June 12th, 2014

Masculinity Dead

The ‘half thong’. The world went into mourning today, as masculinity took its last slow, shallow breath and passed into history. An official verdict of death by embarrassment has been recorded. Before More...

southport brothel
By admin On Wednesday, May 28th, 2014

Southport Brothel Now Offering Clubcard Points

Southport’s favourite brothel, Blue, has teamed up with a leading supermarket chain to offer clubcard points on every transaction. Now, while patrons wait to be seen, they can peruse a full menu, including More...

Nothing to see here...
By admin On Wednesday, May 14th, 2014

Ainsdale Birdwatching Society Evening Events ‘Not Dogging’

Nothing to see here… The head of Ainsdale Birdwatching Society, Shirley Knott, has released a public statement today assuring local residents that their activities absolutely do not include a bit of back seat More...

three inches
By admin On Sunday, February 9th, 2014

Miserable Southport woman preparing for three inches tonight

Today a Southport woman, who wished to remain anonymous, told us she had not experienced a full three inches since 1993. And the prospect of being faced with it again tonight did not fill her with joy. However, More...