£3 charge to ride on Southport Coastal Road introduced

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Sefton Council have confirmed this morning that using Southport’s Coastal Road/Marine Drive is to become chargeable from next month. Although locals are sure to be furious at this latest tax on motorists, the Council are insisting that the new £3 fee represents ‘excellent value for money’. “We have been advised that the road More...

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