Shock as boxers suddenly develop bitter grudge just as tickets go on sale


The fighting world was shaken to its core today, as two blokes who’ve never really had much to do with each other suddenly remembered that they had a deep and bitter long-running feud that could only be settled by a fight to the death. Coincidentally, this newfound animosity emerged just as very expensive tickets went on sale for their upcoming More...

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By admin On Saturday, November 8th, 2014

Southport’s Liverpool Fans Almost Considering Watching Southport Instead

Liverpool Football Club’s dismal start to the 2014/15 season has almost driven thousands of their loyal Southport-based fans to potentially, nearly consider the possibility of maybe going to watch Southport More...

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By admin On Wednesday, July 9th, 2014

Brazil Suspected of Being England in Disguise

Brazilian authorities have begun a manhunt today for the real Brazil football team, amidst concerns that they are possibly tied up in a grotty warehouse somewhere. It is suspected that the team that got thumped More...

By admin On Tuesday, June 17th, 2014

Schumacher Woke From Coma to Turn Off Phil Neville Commentary

Michael Schumacher emerged from his coma yesterday. However, we have discovered that the driving ace first showed signs of life last Saturday night. Apparently, he reached out from his hospital bed to turn the volume More...

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By admin On Saturday, June 14th, 2014

England Players Preparing With Pies, Prostitutes and Rocky Soundtrack

The Southport Times has gained unprecedented access to the England training camp ahead of their clash with Italy tonight. We spoke to manager, Roy Hodgson, who told us that continental methods of coaching weren’t More...