Southport town centre to be relocated to Meols Cop

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The Southport Business Improvement District team have decided upon a plan which will instantly solve all of the problems of Southport town centre. It has been decided that the area containing the Meols Cop retail parks and Tesco will be become the new ‘Southport Town Centre’ from January 2015. The relocation plan has many benefits. Southport More...

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