Study explains why people from Southport are so incredibly sexy

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The reason why Sandgrounders naturally exude an aura of effortless attractiveness has been an unexplained mystery in the scientific community for many years. Until now, that is. A team of boffins at Edge Hill University  have isolated a gene, exclusive to people born in the Southport area, which is responsible for almost otherworldly levels of charm, More...

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By admin On Tuesday, July 1st, 2014

70% of University Reunion Events Now Held at Jobcentre Plus

According to government figures released today, around 70% of all university alumni reunions are now being held in side rooms at Job Centres. Around 25% are held in the staff canteens of McDonalds or Poundstretcher. More...

By admin On Saturday, June 28th, 2014

Prayer vs Facebook Likes: Which is Best at Curing Cancer?

A team of scientists from Edge Hill University in Lancashire have just completed a study which looked at the comparative efficacy of prayer and Facebook likes in curing cancer. Shockwaves were felt throughout the More...