Published On: Sat, Jul 12th, 2014

Southport Prefers Orange Wednesdays

orange saturdayA huge debate has broken out in Southport tonight, in the aftermath of the latest Orange Saturday. Many are arguing that it is time for the town to ban them.

“I can’t see why they can’t just be happy with Orange Wednesdays like everyone else.” One concerned resident told us. “The latest Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise film and a bit of popcorn has got to be more relaxing surely?”

Another suggested that 300 years is long enough to celebrate one network’s victory over another anyway.

“I’m on 02, but you don’t see me waltzing up and down banging a drum about it.” She remarked.

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