Published On: Fri, Jan 17th, 2014

‘Wyatt Earp’ Remake to be Set in High Park, Southport

high park wyatt earpDirector Quentin Tarantino has confirmed today that he is to film a remake of the Wyatt Earp story in High Park, Southport.

We spoke to Tarantino, who told us that he believed he’d found the perfect place to bring the classic tale of violence, revenge and cold-blooded killers to life.

“It isn’t just the fact that bullets are flying in High Park most days already.” He explained.

“It’s that general sense of menace and foreboding when you walk anywhere south of Bispham Road after dark. You can’t buy that kind of atmosphere.”

“Also, the bullet-ridden houses, smashed up vehicles and mean-looking dogs already in place will save us a fortune on set design and special effects.”

We understand that secret auditions for extras were held in the High Park area last weekend. Tarantino told us that he had hired several people on the spot.

“There was a lot of real talent on display.” He insisted. “They were terrible shots, but that’s ok. The bad guys always are in the movies anyway.”

 

Other News

  • Birkdale Better Than Formby for MILF’sBirkdale Better Than Formby for MILF’s
  • Face of Will.i.am Appears on TurnipFace of Will.i.am Appears on Turnip
  • Southport Tip Now Accepting Unwanted AnimalsSouthport Tip Now Accepting Unwanted Animals
  • Southport Man Injured Trying to Light Electronic CigaretteSouthport Man Injured Trying to Light Electronic Cigarette
  • Merseyside Police Smoke Entire Crop of Cannabis to Highlight its DangersMerseyside Police Smoke Entire Crop of Cannabis to Highlight its Dangers
  • Southport Motorist Completes Journey Without CrashingSouthport Motorist Completes Journey Without Crashing
  • Southport town centre to be relocated to Meols CopSouthport town centre to be relocated to Meols Cop
  • Southport’s Christmas lights will be back on when someone works out which bulb has goneSouthport’s Christmas lights will be back on when someone works out which bulb has gone
  • Justin Bieber Barred from Southport FunlandJustin Bieber Barred from Southport Funland
  • Mysterious ‘Serial Accident Photographer’ Strikes AgainMysterious ‘Serial Accident Photographer’ Strikes Again