Published On: Fri, Jan 17th, 2014

‘Wyatt Earp’ Remake to be Set in High Park, Southport

high park wyatt earpDirector Quentin Tarantino has confirmed today that he is to film a remake of the Wyatt Earp story in High Park, Southport.

We spoke to Tarantino, who told us that he believed he’d found the perfect place to bring the classic tale of violence, revenge and cold-blooded killers to life.

“It isn’t just the fact that bullets are flying in High Park most days already.” He explained.

“It’s that general sense of menace and foreboding when you walk anywhere south of Bispham Road after dark. You can’t buy that kind of atmosphere.”

“Also, the bullet-ridden houses, smashed up vehicles and mean-looking dogs already in place will save us a fortune on set design and special effects.”

We understand that secret auditions for extras were held in the High Park area last weekend. Tarantino told us that he had hired several people on the spot.

“There was a lot of real talent on display.” He insisted. “They were terrible shots, but that’s ok. The bad guys always are in the movies anyway.”

 

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