Published On: Sun, Feb 9th, 2014

Miserable Southport woman preparing for three inches tonight

Today a Southport woman, who wished to remain three inchesanonymous, told us she had not experienced a full three inches since 1993. And the prospect of being faced with it again tonight did not fill her with joy.

However, the storm currently battering the south coast is making its way north and the MET office have warned that we could be next – with up to three inches of rain falling overnight.

As large parts of the town have only recently been flooded, many are understandably dismayed. Our mystery resident, on the other hand, was trying to look on the bright side.

“It’s not like I haven’t had three inches in my garden before.” She explained. “I’d be surprised if I felt any real disturbance at all.”

 

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