Published On: Wed, May 28th, 2014

Southport Brothel Now Offering Clubcard Points

southport brothelSouthport’s favourite brothel, Blue, has teamed up with a leading supermarket chain to offer clubcard points on every transaction.

Now, while patrons wait to be seen, they can peruse a full menu, including the price of each service and the number of points earned.

Dick Withers, a regular local customer, told us he was delighted with the new scheme. “It’s great. I come here all the time anyway. But now I get loads of points as well. The only difficulty is in explaining to the wife where all the free shopping comes from.”

Owner of Blue, Shirley Knott, said that she was willing to try any tactic to get an advantage in the fiercely competitive market for vice in Southport.

“Every little helps.” She suggested.

We have teamed up with blue to give our readers a fantastic, exclusive offer. Just mention ‘The Southport Times’ next time you visit for double points with items 60-69 on the menu.

 

Other News

  • Pay and Display to be Extended to Whole of Southport PR8 and PR9 AreaPay and Display to be Extended to Whole of Southport PR8 and PR9 Area
  • Thousands of People Living in Bins Say Merseyside Postal WorkersThousands of People Living in Bins Say Merseyside Postal Workers
  • Doctor Who scenes filmed in SouthportDoctor Who scenes filmed in Southport
  • William and Kate to Attend Southport Civil War Remembrance ServiceWilliam and Kate to Attend Southport Civil War Remembrance Service
  • Southport Kid Banking on Fake Scouse Accent to Make it Through School Without a FightSouthport Kid Banking on Fake Scouse Accent to Make it Through School Without a Fight
  • Southport No.1 for randy pensionersSouthport No.1 for randy pensioners
  • Southport Prefers Orange WednesdaysSouthport Prefers Orange Wednesdays
  • Screen stolen from Southport’s new open air cinemaScreen stolen from Southport’s new open air cinema
  • Southport to Blackpool bridge facing fresh delaysSouthport to Blackpool bridge facing fresh delays
  • Southport to go Back to Black and WhiteSouthport to go Back to Black and White