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southport fc
By admin On Saturday, November 8th, 2014

Southport’s Liverpool Fans Almost Considering Watching Southport Instead

Liverpool Football Club’s dismal start to the 2014/15 season has almost driven thousands of their loyal Southport-based fans to potentially, nearly consider the possibility of maybe going to watch Southport More...

By admin On Tuesday, June 17th, 2014

Schumacher Woke From Coma to Turn Off Phil Neville Commentary

Michael Schumacher emerged from his coma yesterday. However, we have discovered that the driving ace first showed signs of life last Saturday night. Apparently, he reached out from his hospital bed to turn the volume More...

england team training
By admin On Saturday, June 14th, 2014

England Players Preparing With Pies, Prostitutes and Rocky Soundtrack

The Southport Times has gained unprecedented access to the England training camp ahead of their clash with Italy tonight. We spoke to manager, Roy Hodgson, who told us that continental methods of coaching weren’t More...