Tag archive for ‘liverpool’
By admin On Thursday, June 30th, 2016

Britain’s Nuclear Submarine Fleet to be Painted Yellow and Moved to Liverpool

The Southport Times can exclusively reveal that the question of where the UK’s nuclear submarine fleet will be housed in the event of Scottish independence has been settled. The four Vanguard class submarines, More...

angry boy
By admin On Tuesday, July 1st, 2014

Southport Kid Banking on Fake Scouse Accent to Make it Through School Without a Fight

Southport year 9 student, Oliver Wenthropp, has successfully managed to avoid fisticuffs for the first three years of high school, it has emerged. “When I started high school I noticed a lot of lads much bigger More...

scouse eyebrow syndrome
By admin On Saturday, June 21st, 2014

Sufferers of ‘Scouse Eyebrow Syndrome’ Now Eligible for Free NHS Treatment

Jeremy Hunt, the Secretary of State for Health, announced today that people suffering from the debilitating Scouse Eyebrow Syndrome (SEBS) will be able to receive free treatment on the NHS. There are thought to More...

police raids on scousers
By admin On Thursday, June 12th, 2014

Merseyside Police in Huge Operation Against Suspected Scousers

Over 400 police officers took part in early morning raids today, on around 40 Merseyside properties suspected of containing scousers. We spoke to Chief Constable Bert Lynch, who told us that the operation had been More...