As everyone knows, God usually punishes towns and cities who indulge in a bit too much same sex hanky panky with apocalyptic natural disasters.
However, following the news that Southport may soon be hosting its own Gay Pride event, the town suffered only a light shower this morning.
“When I found out we were getting our own gay pride march, I presumed we’d get a plague of locusts, rivers of blood, or at least a decent tornado.” Southport televangelist JJ Rimmer explained. “But this morning wasn’t much different to an average Bank Holiday.”
“I thought it was a little half-hearted from the big man upstairs, to be honest. He’s either chilling out about the whole gay thing or He’s just given up because no one seems to be taking the hint.”