Arnold ‘Anvil’ Rimmer, a door supervisor from Southport has finally admitted that he is still wearing the Farah pants his mum bought him for doing well in his mock ‘O Levels’ in 1986.
“Class never goes out of style.” Mr Rimmer told us this morning. “Besides, absolutely no one fucks with a bloke rocking Farahs, a sharp tux jacket and a dickie bow.”
“Thankfully my mum bought the stretchy ones, so they still fit even with all the steroids. And they show off my quads a treat.” He explained.
“Watch this.” The Anvil said in conclusion, while flexing his quads which did, indeed, look magnificent.