Published On: Wed, Feb 10th, 2016

Immigrants invading Southport by PARACHUTE

There were shocking scenes on the coast of Ainsdale immigrantstoday as swarms of immigrants landed on the beach after apparently crossing the sea with a strange combination of surf boards and parachutes.

The new arrivals were obviously well prepared for the journey, wearing modern looking wet suits and caps.

“They were all smiling and laughing.” One concerned resident told us. “The poor things must be made up to be here at last.”

It is unknown whether or not the migrants have yet claimed sanctuary in Southport. However, locals are sure to be angered by the way these people seem to be treating the asylum system like some kind of leisure activity.

 

Image courtesy of the Southport Visiter.

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