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New ‘I’m a Celebrity’ to be set on Epstein island starring...

According to our sources, 2020's new series of I'm a celebrity get me out of here is to be relocated from the Australian jungle...

Man helps out struggling designer brand by spending £380 to advertise...

Warm-hearted bus driver, Wayne Rimmer, 33, from Southport in Merseyside bought a t shirt with a name on it for £380 this morning. "I know...

Coronavirus vaccine will make you love Windows 10

Evil genius Bill Gates has secretly bio-engineered his coronavirus vaccine to make everyone think that Windows 10 is the best operating system ever, it...

The Queen hires Liam Neeson to rescue Prince Harry

Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II has taken the dramatic step of hiring the Northern Irish hardman actor Liam Neeson to locate her grandson Harry...

Harry apologises for whatever Meghan is pissed off about this week

Prince Harry released a new hostage video this morning, apologising for whatever Meghan is moaning on about this week. He opens the video by apologising...

Southport bouncer still rocking Farah school trousers

Arnold 'Anvil' Rimmer, a door supervisor from Southport has finally admitted that he is still wearing the Farah pants his mum bought him for...

Banks loans its “most attractive” donkey to Hesketh Bank

As a part of an exciting and ambitious new cultural exchange program between the two West Lancashire villages, Mabel the donkey will make the...

Protesters throw Jim Davidson mug off the end of Southport Pier

In a show of solidarity with Black Lives Matter activists tearing down statues around the world, a small group of protesters paraded a Jim...

Nothing on Masterchef beats soup and crisps from Southport’s old swimming...

Masterchef may have been on the telly for almost thirty years, but they've been pretty much wasting their time, according to people of a...

New Aldi now Southport’s highest rated tourist attraction on TripAdvisor

Narrowly beating off competition from our glorious green beaches and the excellent push bike and shopping trolley museum in the Marine Lake,...

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