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Southport town centre to be relocated to Meols Cop
The Southport Business Improvement District team have decided upon a plan which will instantly solve all of the problems of Southport town centre.
It has...
Birkdale better than Formby for MILFs
In a surprise change of fortune, Birkdale has topped this year's Southport & District MILF league table.
Residents of Formby, whose MILF's had topped the...
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Southport in Australia ‘really, really shit’ compared to our Southport
It has emerged that there is another Southport - in Australia, on Queensland's so-called 'Gold Coast' which is like a much, much shitter version of our seaside...
Southport to let gays cross the road
Following Blackpool’s lead, Southport Council has announced plans to paint the town’s zebra crossings in the rainbow colours of the LGBTQ+ community.
The initiative will,...
£3 charge to ride on Southport Coastal Road introduced
Sefton Council have confirmed this morning that using Southport's Coastal Road/Marine Drive is to become chargeable from next month.
Although locals are sure to be furious...
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Pay and Display to be extended to whole of Southport PR8 and PR9 area
It has emerged today that Sefton Council are planning to extend Southport's town centre pay and display zone outwards to encompass the whole of...
Ainsdale Birdwatching Society evening events ‘not dogging’
The head of Ainsdale Birdwatching Society, Shirley Knott, has released a public statement today assuring local residents that their activities absolutely do not include...
Birkdale better than Formby for MILFs
In a surprise change of fortune, Birkdale has topped this year's Southport & District MILF league table.
Residents of Formby, whose MILF's had topped the...
