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Southport man injured trying to light electronic cigarette
There are renewed calls for an outright ban on electronic cigarettes today, as news emerged that a Southport man was injured whilst trying to...
£3 charge to ride on Southport Coastal Road introduced
Sefton Council have confirmed this morning that using Southport's Coastal Road/Marine Drive is to become chargeable from next month.
Although locals are sure to be furious...
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Nine and a half reasons why Southport isn’t as shit as you think it is
From it's classy Victorian heyday, barely clinging on to mini Blackpool status in the late 20th century and on to to its present day...
Protesters throw Jim Davidson mug off the end of Southport Pier
In a show of solidarity with Black Lives Matter activists tearing down statues around the world, a small group of protesters paraded a Jim...
Study explains why people from Southport are so incredibly sexy
The reason why Sandgrounders naturally exude an aura of effortless attractiveness has been an unexplained mystery in the scientific community for many years. Until...
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Did Jesus visit Southport?
Although the question may at first seem ridiculous, evidence has emerged that Jesus' feet may indeed have walked upon Southport's golden beaches in ancient...
Southport in Australia ‘really, really shit’ compared to our Southport
It has emerged that there is another Southport - in Australia, on Queensland's so-called 'Gold Coast' which is like a much, much shitter version of our seaside...
Sufferers of ‘Scouse Eyebrow Syndrome’ now eligible for free NHS treatment
Jeremy Hunt, the Secretary of State for Health, announced today that people suffering from the debilitating Scouse Eyebrow Syndrome (SEBS) will be able to...
