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Local witch doctor now statistically safer than Southport Hospital

According to statistics released by public health researchers this week, a patient is now 3.82% less likely to die unexpectedly from treatment by popular...

Woollybacks gain protected minority status

After many years of being marginalised and ridiculed by scousers, people from Southport and other areas surrounding Liverpool have finally been recognised as a minority group...
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William and Kate to attend Southport Civil War remembrance service

It has been confirmed that their Royal Highnesses, The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, are to attend this Sunday's Civil War remembrance service at the...

Southport’s Christmas lights will be back on when someone works out which bulb has gone

Contrary to earlier reports, which suggested that Southport's Christmas lights were out because of vandalism, we understand that an, as yet undiscovered, faulty bulb...

You Know You Grew up in Southport in the 70’s or 80’s When…

You remember: Having to work up the courage to go on the death slide. And going down the helter-skelter on a woven mat. Knowing...

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Southport tip to begin accepting unwanted animals

From next week, Southport residents will be able to dispose of surplus pets and livestock at the town’s recycling centre. During the initial rollout, visitors...

Immigrants invading Southport by PARACHUTE

There were shocking scenes on the coast of Ainsdale today as swarms of immigrants landed on the beach after apparently crossing the sea with...

Protesters throw Jim Davidson mug off the end of Southport Pier

In a show of solidarity with Black Lives Matter activists tearing down statues around the world, a small group of protesters paraded a Jim...

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