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Southport’s Kew estate quarantined in bid to halt spread of STDs
Health officials have stepped in to completely fence off the Kew estate in Southport from the outside world, it has emerged.
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Study explains why people from Southport are so incredibly sexy
The reason why Sandgrounders naturally exude an aura of effortless attractiveness has been an unexplained mystery in the scientific community for many years. Until...
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Lord Street springs leak
Anger is building among Southport residents this week as an apparent burst pipe on the town’s main shopping street continues to send several jets...
Southport Pleasureland takes on Alton Towers with addition of third attraction
Southport Pleasureland today announced 'massive' plans for expansion with the official unveiling of its latest attraction, 'The Death-Defying Mega Bounce 2000!'
Southport's very own theme...
Sefton Council workers defeat Pennywise the clown
Quick-thinking highway maintenance workers have guaranteed that residents of Botanic Road in Southport can sleep soundly tonight by blocking off drains with tarmac.
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Southport’s Christmas lights will be back on when someone works out which bulb has gone
Contrary to earlier reports, which suggested that Southport's Christmas lights were out because of vandalism, we understand that an, as yet undiscovered, faulty bulb...
The Southport Visiter set to reintroduce page 3 girls
From next Friday's edition onwards, the Southport Visiter newspaper will once again feature topless women.
The popular local paper, founded in 1844, was once renowned...
Screen stolen from Southport’s new open air cinema
Southport's latest entertainment destination, a beachside open air cinema, suffered a 'devastating' blow today, as thieves made off with the screen before the first...
