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Local graffiti geniuses leave subtle clues
Grafitti masterminds struck the seaside town of Southport in the early hours of this morning, leaving the town completely baffled as to who could...
Immigrants invading Southport by PARACHUTE
There were shocking scenes on the coast of Ainsdale today as swarms of immigrants landed on the beach after apparently crossing the sea with...
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Britain’s nuclear submarine fleet to be painted yellow and moved to Liverpool
The Southport Times can exclusively reveal that the question of where the UK's nuclear submarine fleet will be housed in the event of Scottish...
Southport farmer grows turnip with face of will.i.am
Ron Hesketh, 83, a keen gardener from Banks, found himself at the center of an international media storm this week, after growing a turnip...
Greta Thunberg en route to liberate Southport from occupation of Sefton Council
In a dramatic escalation of her international activism, pint-sized climate zealot and professional know-it-all Greta Thunberg has launched a daring crusade across the North...
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Southport man injured trying to light electronic cigarette
There are renewed calls for an outright ban on electronic cigarettes today, as news emerged that a Southport man was injured whilst trying to...
Banks loans its “most attractive” donkey to Hesketh Bank
As a part of an exciting and ambitious new cultural exchange program between the two West Lancashire villages, Mabel the donkey will make the...
Woollybacks gain protected minority status
After many years of being marginalised and ridiculed by scousers, people from Southport and other areas surrounding Liverpool have finally been recognised as a minority group...
