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Southport’s Kew estate quarantined in bid to halt spread of STDs
Health officials have stepped in to completely fence off the Kew estate in Southport from the outside world, it has emerged.
We understand that the...
Britain’s nuclear submarine fleet to be painted yellow and moved to Liverpool
The Southport Times can exclusively reveal that the question of where the UK's nuclear submarine fleet will be housed in the event of Scottish...
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Immigrants invading Southport by PARACHUTE
There were shocking scenes on the coast of Ainsdale today as swarms of immigrants landed on the beach after apparently crossing the sea with...
£3 charge to ride on Southport Coastal Road introduced
Sefton Council have confirmed this morning that using Southport's Coastal Road/Marine Drive is to become chargeable from next month.
Although locals are sure to be furious...
Angus Young of AC/DC forced to wear long trousers
It is a little known fact that Angus Young, one of the founders of the Australian rock band AC/DC, has been buying his school...
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Southport kid banking on fake scouse accent to make it through school without a fight
Southport year 9 student, Oliver Wenthropp, has successfully managed to avoid fisticuffs for the first three years of high school, it has emerged.
"When I...
Southport tip to begin accepting unwanted animals
From next week, Southport residents will be able to dispose of surplus pets and livestock at the town’s recycling centre.
During the initial rollout, visitors...
Operation ‘Watch Where You’re F***ing Going’ credited for fall in cycling accidents
Road safety campaigners have been heaping praise upon Merseyside Police today, as their 'Watch Where You're Fucking Going' safety initiative has been credited with a...

























