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Southport set for massive wall to keep out Scousers
It has emerged that a controversial mayoral candidate from Southport has been pushing for the erection of a 20' high border wall around the town.
Apparently, if...
Southport’s Christmas lights will be back on when someone works out which bulb has gone
Contrary to earlier reports, which suggested that Southport's Christmas lights were out because of vandalism, we understand that an, as yet undiscovered, faulty bulb...
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Woollybacks gain protected minority status
After many years of being marginalised and ridiculed by scousers, people from Southport and other areas surrounding Liverpool have finally been recognised as a minority group...
Angus Young of AC/DC forced to wear long trousers
It is a little known fact that Angus Young, one of the founders of the Australian rock band AC/DC, has been buying his school...
Pay and display machines now accepting human blood
It was announced this morning that Southport's pay and display machines are to be the first in the UK to accept either coins or...
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Cyclist uses one of Southport’s new cycle lan…..no wait, he’s back on the pavement
Sefton Council's ingenious idea to paint cycle lanes over the bits of Southport where rates-paying small businesses' customers used to park seemed briefly justified...
Lord Street springs leak
Anger is building among Southport residents this week as an apparent burst pipe on the town’s main shopping street continues to send several jets...
Swan Chippy awarded third Michelin Star
After close to 50 years in business, Southport institution The Swan Restaurant and Takeaway has finally secured its coveted third star in the latest...
