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Southport tip to begin accepting unwanted animals

From next week, Southport residents will be able to dispose of surplus pets and livestock at the town’s recycling centre. During the initial rollout, visitors...

Cyclist uses one of Southport’s new cycle lan…..no wait, he’s back on the pavement

Sefton Council's ingenious idea to paint cycle lanes over the bits of Southport where rates-paying small businesses' customers used to park seemed briefly justified...
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Man buys full price Pringles

At around 8.30pm last night a man purchased a tube of salt n vinegar Pringles from a convenience store on Bispham Road, Southport for...

Southport farmer grows turnip with face of will.i.am

Ron Hesketh, 83, a keen gardener from Banks, found himself at the center of an international media storm this week, after growing a turnip...

Kew set for Britain’s First Bi-Directional Roundabout

Kew roundabout in Southport is to become the first bi-directional traffic island in Britain. The two-way roundabout system is set to be rolled out across...

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Formby signs free trade deal with Germany

While the British Government's talks with the EU over post-Brexit trade seem to have reached an impasse, Formby has already concluded a tariff-free deal...

Southport gets apology for cremation of onion farmer

Southport Crematorium have issued an apology for the awful smell of onions hovering over Southport today. Apparently a small dignified service was carried out for...

Local witch doctor now statistically safer than Southport Hospital

According to statistics released by public health researchers this week, a patient is now 3.82% less likely to die unexpectedly from treatment by popular...

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