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Southport No.1 for randy pensioners

Southport has been voted the best destination in the UK to grab a granny or grandad who's 'gagging for it' by the readers of...

Southport beach in £3m Miracle-Gro sponsorship deal

The Southport Times can exclusively reveal that Sefton Council have sold naming rights to Southport Beach to the lawn fertiliser company, Miracle-Gro for around...
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Immigrants invading Southport by PARACHUTE

There were shocking scenes on the coast of Ainsdale today as swarms of immigrants landed on the beach after apparently crossing the sea with...

Protesters throw Jim Davidson mug off the end of Southport Pier

In a show of solidarity with Black Lives Matter activists tearing down statues around the world, a small group of protesters paraded a Jim...

Fresh wave of gang violence engulfs Birkdale Village

The notoriously intimidating ghetto known by locals as 'Birkdale Village' has been experiencing a spike in levels of gang warfare, it has emerged. We understand...

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Banks loans its “most attractive” donkey to Hesketh Bank

As a part of an exciting and ambitious new cultural exchange program between the two West Lancashire villages, Mabel the donkey will make the...

Police hunt mum overheard threatening child with day out in Southport

Child cruelty campaigners have reacted with shock and dismay this week after footage emerged of a mum causing her child, "Undue alarm and distress."...

Southport in Australia ‘really, really shit’ compared to our Southport

  It has emerged that there is another Southport - in Australia, on Queensland's so-called 'Gold Coast' which is like a much, much shitter version of our seaside...

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