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Merseyside Police in huge operation against suspected Scousers

Over 400 police officers took part in early morning raids today on around 40 Merseyside properties suspected of containing scousers. We spoke to Chief Constable...

Nothing on Masterchef beats soup and crisps from Southport’s old swimming baths

Masterchef may have been on the telly for almost thirty years, but they've been pretty much wasting their time, according to people of a...
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Southport’s Kew estate quarantined in bid to halt spread of STDs

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Quick-thinking highway maintenance workers have guaranteed that residents of Botanic Road in Southport can sleep soundly tonight by blocking off drains with tarmac. We understand...

Protesters throw Jim Davidson mug off the end of Southport Pier

In a show of solidarity with Black Lives Matter activists tearing down statues around the world, a small group of protesters paraded a Jim...

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Ten amazing facts you probably didn’t know about Southport

  Southport has a rich history which has largely remained unexplored by scholars - until now. Armed with these ten incredible facts, you'll be able...

Southport set for massive wall to keep out Scousers

It has emerged that a controversial mayoral candidate from Southport has been pushing for the erection of a 20' high border wall around the town. Apparently, if...

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