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Did Jesus visit Southport?

Although the question may at first seem ridiculous, evidence has emerged that Jesus' feet may indeed have walked upon Southport's golden beaches in ancient...

Ainsdale Birdwatching Society evening events ‘not dogging’

The head of Ainsdale Birdwatching Society, Shirley Knott, has released a public statement today assuring local residents that their activities absolutely do not include...
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Southport No.1 for randy pensioners

Southport has been voted the best destination in the UK to grab a granny or grandad who's 'gagging for it' by the readers of...

Merseyside Police in huge operation against suspected Scousers

Over 400 police officers took part in early morning raids today on around 40 Merseyside properties suspected of containing scousers. We spoke to Chief Constable...

Southport puzzled by mystery ‘Running Woman’

America has Sasquatch, Scotland has the Loch Ness Monster. Now Southport has its very own mystery. Over the last few weeks reports have been coming...

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Local witch doctor now statistically safer than Southport Hospital

According to statistics released by public health researchers this week, a patient is now 3.82% less likely to die unexpectedly from treatment by popular...

Merseyside Police in huge operation against suspected Scousers

Over 400 police officers took part in early morning raids today on around 40 Merseyside properties suspected of containing scousers. We spoke to Chief Constable...

Southport to let gays cross the road

Following Blackpool’s lead, Southport Council has announced plans to paint the town’s zebra crossings in the rainbow colours of the LGBTQ+ community. The initiative will,...

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