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Marine Lake sold to American billionaire
News has reached us this morning that an American businessman has had a bid of £32million accepted for the Marine Lake
Sefton Council has been...
Cyclist uses one of Southport’s new cycle lan…..no wait, he’s back on the pavement
Sefton Council's ingenious idea to paint cycle lanes over the bits of Southport where rates-paying small businesses' customers used to park seemed briefly justified...
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Southport’s Kew estate quarantined in bid to halt spread of STDs
Health officials have stepped in to completely fence off the Kew estate in Southport from the outside world, it has emerged.
We understand that the...
Southport farmer grows turnip with face of will.i.am
Ron Hesketh, 83, a keen gardener from Banks, found himself at the center of an international media storm this week, after growing a turnip...
Southport to go back to black and white
The picturesque seaside town of Southport has announced plans to turn off all colour from next week, returning to the “simpler, nobler” age of...
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Southport set for massive wall to keep out Scousers
It has emerged that a controversial mayoral candidate from Southport has been pushing for the erection of a 20' high border wall around the town.
Apparently, if...
Woollybacks gain protected minority status
After many years of being marginalised and ridiculed by scousers, people from Southport and other areas surrounding Liverpool have finally been recognised as a minority group...
The Southport Visiter set to reintroduce page 3 girls
From next Friday's edition onwards, the Southport Visiter newspaper will once again feature topless women.
The popular local paper, founded in 1844, was once renowned...
