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Southport gets apology for cremation of onion farmer

Southport Crematorium have issued an apology for the awful smell of onions hovering over Southport today. Apparently a small dignified service was carried out for...

Double-Size Aldi Will Still Only Have One Till Open

Aldi have confirmed today that, despite spending millions doubling the size of their store in Kew, Southport, there will still only be one till...
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