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Justin Bieber barred from Southport Funland
Canadian pop sensation Justin Bieber has been slapped with a lifetime ban from Funland, Southport's largest amusement arcade following what staff have described as...
Southport brothel now offering Clubcard points
Southport's favourite brothel, Blue, has teamed up with a leading supermarket chain to offer clubcard points on every transaction.
Now, while patrons wait to be...
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Doctor Who scenes filmed in Southport
The BBC were in Southport earlier this week, filming scenes for the upcoming Doctor Who Christmas special.
Although we can't give too many details away...
Swan Chippy awarded third Michelin Star
After close to 50 years in business, Southport institution The Swan Restaurant and Takeaway has finally secured its coveted third star in the latest...
Nine and a half reasons why Southport isn’t as shit as you think it is
From it's classy Victorian heyday, barely clinging on to mini Blackpool status in the late 20th century and on to to its present day...
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Woollybacks gain protected minority status
After many years of being marginalised and ridiculed by scousers, people from Southport and other areas surrounding Liverpool have finally been recognised as a minority group...
Southport kid banking on fake scouse accent to make it through school without a fight
Southport year 9 student, Oliver Wenthropp, has successfully managed to avoid fisticuffs for the first three years of high school, it has emerged.
"When I...
Local witch doctor now statistically safer than Southport Hospital
According to statistics released by public health researchers this week, a patient is now 3.82% less likely to die unexpectedly from treatment by popular...
