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William and Kate to attend Southport Civil War remembrance service

It has been confirmed that their Royal Highnesses, The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, are to attend this Sunday's Civil War remembrance service at the...

Protesters throw Jim Davidson mug off the end of Southport Pier

In a show of solidarity with Black Lives Matter activists tearing down statues around the world, a small group of protesters paraded a Jim...
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Local witch doctor now statistically safer than Southport Hospital

According to statistics released by public health researchers this week, a patient is now 3.82% less likely to die unexpectedly from treatment by popular...

Southport’s Christmas lights will be back on when someone works out which bulb has gone

Contrary to earlier reports, which suggested that Southport's Christmas lights were out because of vandalism, we understand that an, as yet undiscovered, faulty bulb...

Merseyside Police in huge operation against suspected Scousers

Over 400 police officers took part in early morning raids today on around 40 Merseyside properties suspected of containing scousers. We spoke to Chief Constable...

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Justin Bieber barred from Southport Funland

Canadian pop sensation Justin Bieber has been slapped with a lifetime ban from Funland, Southport's largest amusement arcade following what staff have described as...

Nan horrified at being offered quesadillas on trip to Southport Market for new slippers

Local grandmother Elsie Rimmer, 84, has been getting a new pair of furry slippers from Southport Market every year since 1958. Despite not getting out...

Marine Lake sold to American billionaire

News has reached us this morning that an American businessman has had a bid of £32million accepted for the Marine Lake Sefton Council has been...

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