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Screen stolen from Southport’s new open air cinema

Southport's latest entertainment destination, a beachside open air cinema, suffered a 'devastating' blow today, as thieves made off with the screen before the first...

Southport gets apology for cremation of onion farmer

Southport Crematorium have issued an apology for the awful smell of onions hovering over Southport today. Apparently a small dignified service was carried out for...
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Formby signs free trade deal with Germany

While the British Government's talks with the EU over post-Brexit trade seem to have reached an impasse, Formby has already concluded a tariff-free deal...

Did Jesus visit Southport?

Although the question may at first seem ridiculous, evidence has emerged that Jesus' feet may indeed have walked upon Southport's golden beaches in ancient...

Nine and a half reasons why Southport isn’t as shit as you think it is

From it's classy Victorian heyday, barely clinging on to mini Blackpool status in the late 20th century and on to to its present day...

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Kew’s new housing estate set to be the “Venice of Southport”

Property developers have hit back today at claims that building a housing estate on what is essentially a flood-prone swamp might have been a...

Banks loans its “most attractive” donkey to Hesketh Bank

As a part of an exciting and ambitious new cultural exchange program between the two West Lancashire villages, Mabel the donkey will make the...

Southport in surprise tourism boost from empty shop enthusiasts

We all know that there are loads of strange niche interests and hobbies out there, like trainspotting, roundabout photography, knitting bobble hats out of belly button...

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