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Sefton Council workers defeat Pennywise the clown

Quick-thinking highway maintenance workers have guaranteed that residents of Botanic Road in Southport can sleep soundly tonight by blocking off drains with tarmac. We understand...

Man buys full price Pringles

At around 8.30pm last night a man purchased a tube of salt n vinegar Pringles from a convenience store on Bispham Road, Southport for...
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Pay and Display to be extended to whole of Southport PR8 and PR9 area

It has emerged today that Sefton Council are planning to extend Southport's town centre pay and display zone outwards to encompass the whole of...

Old McDonald’s to be converted to urban farm

It has been announced that the site of the old McDonald's on Eastbank Street in Southport town centre is to be converted into a...

Southport to Blackpool bridge facing fresh delays

Plans to begin work on the long-awaited Southport–Blackpool bridge have been thrown into doubt after concerns were raised about an influx of unruly partygoers. The...

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Southport Monument’s wino’s granted National Heritage status

Mumbling alcoholics have been a part of the rich tapestry of Southport town centre life for so long that an English Heritage Committee have...

Birkdale better than Formby for MILFs

In a surprise change of fortune, Birkdale has topped this year's Southport & District MILF league table. Residents of Formby, whose MILF's had topped the...

Justin Bieber barred from Southport Funland

Canadian pop sensation Justin Bieber has been slapped with a lifetime ban from Funland, Southport's largest amusement arcade following what staff have described as...

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