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Southport to go back to black and white
The picturesque seaside town of Southport has announced plans to turn off all colour from next week, returning to the “simpler, nobler” age of...
Lord Street springs leak
Anger is building among Southport residents this week as an apparent burst pipe on the town’s main shopping street continues to send several jets...
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Did Jesus visit Southport?
Although the question may at first seem ridiculous, evidence has emerged that Jesus' feet may indeed have walked upon Southport's golden beaches in ancient...
Southport gets apology for cremation of onion farmer
Southport Crematorium have issued an apology for the awful smell of onions hovering over Southport today.
Apparently a small dignified service was carried out for...
Merseyside Police in huge operation against suspected Scousers
Over 400 police officers took part in early morning raids today on around 40 Merseyside properties suspected of containing scousers.
We spoke to Chief Constable...
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Ainsdale Birdwatching Society evening events ‘not dogging’
The head of Ainsdale Birdwatching Society, Shirley Knott, has released a public statement today assuring local residents that their activities absolutely do not include...
Protesters throw Jim Davidson mug off the end of Southport Pier
In a show of solidarity with Black Lives Matter activists tearing down statues around the world, a small group of protesters paraded a Jim...
Southport’s Kew estate quarantined in bid to halt spread of STDs
Health officials have stepped in to completely fence off the Kew estate in Southport from the outside world, it has emerged.
We understand that the...
