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Southport Pleasureland takes on Alton Towers with addition of third attraction

Southport Pleasureland today announced 'massive' plans for expansion with the official unveiling of its latest attraction, 'The Death-Defying Mega Bounce 2000!' Southport's very own theme...

Marine Lake sold to American billionaire

News has reached us this morning that an American businessman has had a bid of £32million accepted for the Marine Lake Sefton Council has been...
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Ten amazing facts you probably didn’t know about Southport

  Southport has a rich history which has largely remained unexplored by scholars - until now. Armed with these ten incredible facts, you'll be able...

Birkdale better than Formby for MILFs

In a surprise change of fortune, Birkdale has topped this year's Southport & District MILF league table. Residents of Formby, whose MILF's had topped the...

Local graffiti geniuses leave subtle clues

Grafitti masterminds struck the seaside town of Southport in the early hours of this morning, leaving the town completely baffled as to who could...

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Sefton Council workers defeat Pennywise the clown

Quick-thinking highway maintenance workers have guaranteed that residents of Botanic Road in Southport can sleep soundly tonight by blocking off drains with tarmac. We understand...

Kew’s new housing estate set to be the “Venice of Southport”

Property developers have hit back today at claims that building a housing estate on what is essentially a flood-prone swamp might have been a...

£3 charge to ride on Southport Coastal Road introduced

Sefton Council have confirmed this morning that using Southport's Coastal Road/Marine Drive is to become chargeable from next month. Although locals are sure to be furious...

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