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Southport beach in £3m Miracle-Gro sponsorship deal

The Southport Times can exclusively reveal that Sefton Council have sold naming rights to Southport Beach to the lawn fertiliser company, Miracle-Gro for around...

Southport tip to begin accepting unwanted animals

From next week, Southport residents will be able to dispose of surplus pets and livestock at the town’s recycling centre. During the initial rollout, visitors...
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