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The Southport Visiter set to reintroduce page 3 girls

From next Friday's edition onwards, the Southport Visiter newspaper will once again feature topless women. The popular local paper, founded in 1844, was once renowned...

Southport man injured trying to light electronic cigarette

There are renewed calls for an outright ban on electronic cigarettes today, as news emerged that a Southport man was injured whilst trying to...
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Southport’s Christmas lights will be back on when someone works out which bulb has gone

Contrary to earlier reports, which suggested that Southport's Christmas lights were out because of vandalism, we understand that an, as yet undiscovered, faulty bulb...

William and Kate to attend Southport Civil War remembrance service

It has been confirmed that their Royal Highnesses, The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, are to attend this Sunday's Civil War remembrance service at the...

Study explains why people from Southport are so incredibly sexy

The reason why Sandgrounders naturally exude an aura of effortless attractiveness has been an unexplained mystery in the scientific community for many years. Until...

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Southport gets apology for cremation of onion farmer

Southport Crematorium have issued an apology for the awful smell of onions hovering over Southport today. Apparently a small dignified service was carried out for...

Southport Jehovah’s Witness invents door knocking app

Paul Rimmer, a Jehovah's Witness from Crossens, Southport, is set to appear on the BBC Dragon's Den programme next week. He will be seeking...

Woollybacks gain protected minority status

After many years of being marginalised and ridiculed by scousers, people from Southport and other areas surrounding Liverpool have finally been recognised as a minority group...

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