LOCAL NEWS FOR LOCAL PEOPLE
Southport in Australia ‘really, really shit’ compared to our Southport
It has emerged that there is another Southport - in Australia, on Queensland's so-called 'Gold Coast' which is like a much, much shitter version of our seaside...
Southport No.1 for randy pensioners
Southport has been voted the best destination in the UK to grab a granny or grandad who's 'gagging for it' by the readers of...
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Kew set for Britain’s First Bi-Directional Roundabout
Kew roundabout in Southport is to become the first bi-directional traffic island in Britain.
The two-way roundabout system is set to be rolled out across...
Greta Thunberg en route to liberate Southport from occupation of Sefton Council
In a dramatic escalation of her international activism, pint-sized climate zealot and professional know-it-all Greta Thunberg has launched a daring crusade across the North...
Southport No.1 for randy pensioners
Southport has been voted the best destination in the UK to grab a granny or grandad who's 'gagging for it' by the readers of...
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Southport now identifies as The Best Seaside Resort in the World
Miles of glorious golden beaches; a huge range of fun and educational attractions and activities for all the family; plentiful free parking and outstanding...
Swan Chippy awarded third Michelin Star
After close to 50 years in business, Southport institution The Swan Restaurant and Takeaway has finally secured its coveted third star in the latest...
Local graffiti geniuses leave subtle clues
Grafitti masterminds struck the seaside town of Southport in the early hours of this morning, leaving the town completely baffled as to who could...


























