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Ainsdale Birdwatching Society evening events ‘not dogging’

The head of Ainsdale Birdwatching Society, Shirley Knott, has released a public statement today assuring local residents that their activities absolutely do not include...

Southport set for massive wall to keep out Scousers

It has emerged that a controversial mayoral candidate from Southport has been pushing for the erection of a 20' high border wall around the town. Apparently, if...
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Ten amazing facts you probably didn’t know about Southport

  Southport has a rich history which has largely remained unexplored by scholars - until now. Armed with these ten incredible facts, you'll be able...

Cyclist uses one of Southport’s new cycle lan…..no wait, he’s back on the pavement

Sefton Council's ingenious idea to paint cycle lanes over the bits of Southport where rates-paying small businesses' customers used to park seemed briefly justified...

Southport farmer grows turnip with face of will.i.am

Ron Hesketh, 83, a keen gardener from Banks, found himself at the center of an international media storm this week, after growing a turnip...

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Protesters throw Jim Davidson mug off the end of Southport Pier

In a show of solidarity with Black Lives Matter activists tearing down statues around the world, a small group of protesters paraded a Jim...

Southport in Australia ‘really, really shit’ compared to our Southport

  It has emerged that there is another Southport - in Australia, on Queensland's so-called 'Gold Coast' which is like a much, much shitter version of our seaside...

Study explains why people from Southport are so incredibly sexy

The reason why Sandgrounders naturally exude an aura of effortless attractiveness has been an unexplained mystery in the scientific community for many years. Until...

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