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Pay and Display to be extended to whole of Southport PR8 and PR9 area

It has emerged today that Sefton Council are planning to extend Southport's town centre pay and display zone outwards to encompass the whole of...

Local graffiti geniuses leave subtle clues

Grafitti masterminds struck the seaside town of Southport in the early hours of this morning, leaving the town completely baffled as to who could...
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£3 charge to ride on Southport Coastal Road introduced

Sefton Council have confirmed this morning that using Southport's Coastal Road/Marine Drive is to become chargeable from next month. Although locals are sure to be furious...

Woollybacks gain protected minority status

After many years of being marginalised and ridiculed by scousers, people from Southport and other areas surrounding Liverpool have finally been recognised as a minority group...

Southport puzzled by mystery ‘Running Woman’

America has Sasquatch, Scotland has the Loch Ness Monster. Now Southport has its very own mystery. Over the last few weeks reports have been coming...

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Immigrants invading Southport by PARACHUTE

There were shocking scenes on the coast of Ainsdale today as swarms of immigrants landed on the beach after apparently crossing the sea with...

Southport gets apology for cremation of onion farmer

Southport Crematorium have issued an apology for the awful smell of onions hovering over Southport today. Apparently a small dignified service was carried out for...

£3 charge to ride on Southport Coastal Road introduced

Sefton Council have confirmed this morning that using Southport's Coastal Road/Marine Drive is to become chargeable from next month. Although locals are sure to be furious...

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