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You Know You Grew up in Southport in the 70’s or 80’s When…
You remember:
Having to work up the courage to go on the death slide. And going down the helter-skelter on a woven mat.
Knowing...
Southport brothel now offering Clubcard points
Southport's favourite brothel, Blue, has teamed up with a leading supermarket chain to offer clubcard points on every transaction.
Now, while patrons wait to be...
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Pay and display machines now accepting human blood
It was announced this morning that Southport's pay and display machines are to be the first in the UK to accept either coins or...
Southport puzzled by mystery ‘Running Woman’
America has Sasquatch, Scotland has the Loch Ness Monster. Now Southport has its very own mystery.
Over the last few weeks reports have been coming...
Southport’s Kew estate quarantined in bid to halt spread of STDs
Health officials have stepped in to completely fence off the Kew estate in Southport from the outside world, it has emerged.
We understand that the...
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You Know You Grew up in Southport in the 70’s or 80’s When…
You remember:
Having to work up the courage to go on the death slide. And going down the helter-skelter on a woven mat.
Knowing...
Fresh wave of gang violence engulfs Birkdale Village
The notoriously intimidating ghetto known by locals as 'Birkdale Village' has been experiencing a spike in levels of gang warfare, it has emerged.
We understand...
Lord Street springs leak
Anger is building among Southport residents this week as an apparent burst pipe on the town’s main shopping street continues to send several jets...
