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Southport man injured trying to light electronic cigarette

There are renewed calls for an outright ban on electronic cigarettes today, as news emerged that a Southport man was injured whilst trying to...

Southport kid banking on fake scouse accent to make it through school without a fight

Southport year 9 student, Oliver Wenthropp, has successfully managed to avoid fisticuffs for the first three years of high school, it has emerged. "When I...
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Southport to go back to black and white

The picturesque seaside town of Southport has announced plans to turn off all colour from next week, returning to the “simpler, nobler” age of...

Old McDonald’s to be converted to urban farm

It has been announced that the site of the old McDonald's on Eastbank Street in Southport town centre is to be converted into a...

Southport puzzled by mystery ‘Running Woman’

America has Sasquatch, Scotland has the Loch Ness Monster. Now Southport has its very own mystery. Over the last few weeks reports have been coming...

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Screen stolen from Southport’s new open air cinema

Southport's latest entertainment destination, a beachside open air cinema, suffered a 'devastating' blow today, as thieves made off with the screen before the first...

Southport now identifies as The Best Seaside Resort in the World

Miles of glorious golden beaches; a huge range of fun and educational attractions and activities for all the family; plentiful free parking and outstanding...

Pay and display machines now accepting human blood

It was announced this morning that Southport's pay and display machines are to be the first in the UK to accept either coins or...

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