LOCAL NEWS FOR LOCAL PEOPLE
Southport in Australia ‘really, really shit’ compared to our Southport
It has emerged that there is another Southport - in Australia, on Queensland's so-called 'Gold Coast' which is like a much, much shitter version of our seaside...
£3 charge to ride on Southport Coastal Road introduced
Sefton Council have confirmed this morning that using Southport's Coastal Road/Marine Drive is to become chargeable from next month.
Although locals are sure to be furious...
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Double-Size Aldi Will Still Only Have One Till Open
Aldi have confirmed today that, despite spending millions doubling the size of their store in Kew, Southport, there will still only be one till...
Southport to go back to black and white
The picturesque seaside town of Southport has announced plans to turn off all colour from next week, returning to the “simpler, nobler” age of...
Police hunt mum overheard threatening child with day out in Southport
Child cruelty campaigners have reacted with shock and dismay this week after footage emerged of a mum causing her child, "Undue alarm and distress."...
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Southport man injured trying to light electronic cigarette
There are renewed calls for an outright ban on electronic cigarettes today, as news emerged that a Southport man was injured whilst trying to...
You Know You Grew up in Southport in the 70’s or 80’s When…
You remember:
Having to work up the courage to go on the death slide. And going down the helter-skelter on a woven mat.
Knowing...
Study explains why people from Southport are so incredibly sexy
The reason why Sandgrounders naturally exude an aura of effortless attractiveness has been an unexplained mystery in the scientific community for many years. Until...
