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Birkdale better than Formby for MILFs
In a surprise change of fortune, Birkdale has topped this year's Southport & District MILF league table.
Residents of Formby, whose MILF's had topped the...
Doctor Who scenes filmed in Southport
The BBC were in Southport earlier this week, filming scenes for the upcoming Doctor Who Christmas special.
Although we can't give too many details away...
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Southport brothel now offering Clubcard points
Southport's favourite brothel, Blue, has teamed up with a leading supermarket chain to offer clubcard points on every transaction.
Now, while patrons wait to be...
Southport now identifies as The Best Seaside Resort in the World
Miles of glorious golden beaches; a huge range of fun and educational attractions and activities for all the family; plentiful free parking and outstanding...
Britain’s nuclear submarine fleet to be painted yellow and moved to Liverpool
The Southport Times can exclusively reveal that the question of where the UK's nuclear submarine fleet will be housed in the event of Scottish...
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FINES to be imposed for SWEARING in Southport town centre before 9pm
In an effort to clamp down on anti-social behaviour across the region, Sefton Council are set to impose an outright ban on foul language,...
Formby signs free trade deal with Germany
While the British Government's talks with the EU over post-Brexit trade seem to have reached an impasse, Formby has already concluded a tariff-free deal...
Southport’s Kew estate quarantined in bid to halt spread of STDs
Health officials have stepped in to completely fence off the Kew estate in Southport from the outside world, it has emerged.
We understand that the...
