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Southport’s Kew estate quarantined in bid to halt spread of STDs
Health officials have stepped in to completely fence off the Kew estate in Southport from the outside world, it has emerged.
We understand that the...
Southport Monument’s wino’s granted National Heritage status
Mumbling alcoholics have been a part of the rich tapestry of Southport town centre life for so long that an English Heritage Committee have...
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Study explains why people from Southport are so incredibly sexy
The reason why Sandgrounders naturally exude an aura of effortless attractiveness has been an unexplained mystery in the scientific community for many years. Until...
Protesters throw Jim Davidson mug off the end of Southport Pier
In a show of solidarity with Black Lives Matter activists tearing down statues around the world, a small group of protesters paraded a Jim...
Lord Street springs leak
Anger is building among Southport residents this week as an apparent burst pipe on the town’s main shopping street continues to send several jets...
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Swan Chippy awarded third Michelin Star
After close to 50 years in business, Southport institution The Swan Restaurant and Takeaway has finally secured its coveted third star in the latest...
Southport gets apology for cremation of onion farmer
Southport Crematorium have issued an apology for the awful smell of onions hovering over Southport today.
Apparently a small dignified service was carried out for...
Southport kid banking on fake scouse accent to make it through school without a fight
Southport year 9 student, Oliver Wenthropp, has successfully managed to avoid fisticuffs for the first three years of high school, it has emerged.
"When I...
