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Nothing on Masterchef beats soup and crisps from Southport’s old swimming baths

Masterchef may have been on the telly for almost thirty years, but they've been pretty much wasting their time, according to people of a...

Southport’s Kew estate quarantined in bid to halt spread of STDs

Health officials have stepped in to completely fence off the Kew estate in Southport from the outside world, it has emerged. We understand that the...
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Kew set for Britain’s First Bi-Directional Roundabout

Kew roundabout in Southport is to become the first bi-directional traffic island in Britain. The two-way roundabout system is set to be rolled out across...

Southport to Blackpool bridge facing fresh delays

Plans to begin work on the long-awaited Southport–Blackpool bridge have been thrown into doubt after concerns were raised about an influx of unruly partygoers. The...

Southport’s Kew estate quarantined in bid to halt spread of STDs

Health officials have stepped in to completely fence off the Kew estate in Southport from the outside world, it has emerged. We understand that the...

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Lord Street springs leak

Anger is building among Southport residents this week as an apparent burst pipe on the town’s main shopping street continues to send several jets...

Southport to go back to black and white

The picturesque seaside town of Southport has announced plans to turn off all colour from next week, returning to the “simpler, nobler” age of...

Southport’s Christmas lights will be back on when someone works out which bulb has gone

Contrary to earlier reports, which suggested that Southport's Christmas lights were out because of vandalism, we understand that an, as yet undiscovered, faulty bulb...

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