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Kew’s new housing estate set to be the “Venice of Southport”
Property developers have hit back today at claims that building a housing estate on what is essentially a flood-prone swamp might have been a...
Southport set for massive wall to keep out Scousers
It has emerged that a controversial mayoral candidate from Southport has been pushing for the erection of a 20' high border wall around the town.
Apparently, if...
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Local witch doctor now statistically safer than Southport Hospital
According to statistics released by public health researchers this week, a patient is now 3.82% less likely to die unexpectedly from treatment by popular...
Southport now identifies as The Best Seaside Resort in the World
Miles of glorious golden beaches; a huge range of fun and educational attractions and activities for all the family; plentiful free parking and outstanding...
Immigrants invading Southport by PARACHUTE
There were shocking scenes on the coast of Ainsdale today as swarms of immigrants landed on the beach after apparently crossing the sea with...
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New Aldi now Southport’s highest rated tourist attraction on TripAdvisor
Narrowly beating off competition from our glorious green beaches and the excellent push bike and shopping trolley museum in the Marine Lake, the new...
Greta Thunberg en route to liberate Southport from occupation of Sefton Council
In a dramatic escalation of her international activism, pint-sized climate zealot and professional know-it-all Greta Thunberg has launched a daring crusade across the North...
Police hunt mum overheard threatening child with day out in Southport
Child cruelty campaigners have reacted with shock and dismay this week after footage emerged of a mum causing her child, "Undue alarm and distress."...
