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Southport No.1 for randy pensioners
Southport has been voted the best destination in the UK to grab a granny or grandad who's 'gagging for it' by the readers of...
Local witch doctor now statistically safer than Southport Hospital
According to statistics released by public health researchers this week, a patient is now 3.82% less likely to die unexpectedly from treatment by popular...
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Man buys full price Pringles
At around 8.30pm last night a man purchased a tube of salt n vinegar Pringles from a convenience store on Bispham Road, Southport for...
Southport now identifies as The Best Seaside Resort in the World
Miles of glorious golden beaches; a huge range of fun and educational attractions and activities for all the family; plentiful free parking and outstanding...
Southport in surprise tourism boost from empty shop enthusiasts
We all know that there are loads of strange niche interests and hobbies out there, like trainspotting, roundabout photography, knitting bobble hats out of belly button...
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Southport set for massive wall to keep out Scousers
It has emerged that a controversial mayoral candidate from Southport has been pushing for the erection of a 20' high border wall around the town.
Apparently, if...
Nine and a half reasons why Southport isn’t as shit as you think it is
From it's classy Victorian heyday, barely clinging on to mini Blackpool status in the late 20th century and on to to its present day...
Southport to Blackpool bridge facing fresh delays
Plans to begin work on the long-awaited Southport–Blackpool bridge have been thrown into doubt after concerns were raised about an influx of unruly partygoers.
The...
