LOCAL NEWS FOR LOCAL PEOPLE
FINES to be imposed for SWEARING in Southport town centre before 9pm
In an effort to clamp down on anti-social behaviour across the region, Sefton Council are set to impose an outright ban on foul language,...
Cyclist uses one of Southport’s new cycle lan…..no wait, he’s back on the pavement
Sefton Council's ingenious idea to paint cycle lanes over the bits of Southport where rates-paying small businesses' customers used to park seemed briefly justified...
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Fresh wave of gang violence engulfs Birkdale Village
The notoriously intimidating ghetto known by locals as 'Birkdale Village' has been experiencing a spike in levels of gang warfare, it has emerged.
We understand...
Ten amazing facts you probably didn’t know about Southport
Southport has a rich history which has largely remained unexplored by scholars - until now. Armed with these ten incredible facts, you'll be able...
Southport Monument’s wino’s granted National Heritage status
Mumbling alcoholics have been a part of the rich tapestry of Southport town centre life for so long that an English Heritage Committee have...
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Southport town centre to be relocated to Meols Cop
The Southport Business Improvement District team have decided upon a plan which will instantly solve all of the problems of Southport town centre.
It has...
Nan horrified at being offered quesadillas on trip to Southport Market for new slippers
Local grandmother Elsie Rimmer, 84, has been getting a new pair of furry slippers from Southport Market every year since 1958.
Despite not getting out...
Lord Street springs leak
Anger is building among Southport residents this week as an apparent burst pipe on the town’s main shopping street continues to send several jets...
