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Banks loans its “most attractive” donkey to Hesketh Bank

As a part of an exciting and ambitious new cultural exchange program between the two West Lancashire villages, Mabel the donkey will make the...

Southport’s Kew estate quarantined in bid to halt spread of STDs

Health officials have stepped in to completely fence off the Kew estate in Southport from the outside world, it has emerged. We understand that the...
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Sufferers of ‘Scouse Eyebrow Syndrome’ now eligible for free NHS treatment

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Southport puzzled by mystery ‘Running Woman’

America has Sasquatch, Scotland has the Loch Ness Monster. Now Southport has its very own mystery. Over the last few weeks reports have been coming...

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Double-Size Aldi Will Still Only Have One Till Open

Aldi have confirmed today that, despite spending millions doubling the size of their store in Kew, Southport, there will still only be one till...

The Southport Visiter set to reintroduce page 3 girls

From next Friday's edition onwards, the Southport Visiter newspaper will once again feature topless women. The popular local paper, founded in 1844, was once renowned...

Southport now identifies as The Best Seaside Resort in the World

Miles of glorious golden beaches; a huge range of fun and educational attractions and activities for all the family; plentiful free parking and outstanding...

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