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Operation ‘Watch Where You’re F***ing Going’ credited for fall in cycling accidents

Road safety campaigners have been heaping praise upon Merseyside Police today, as their 'Watch Where You're Fucking Going' safety initiative has been credited with a...

Banks loans its “most attractive” donkey to Hesketh Bank

As a part of an exciting and ambitious new cultural exchange program between the two West Lancashire villages, Mabel the donkey will make the...
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Angus Young of AC/DC forced to wear long trousers

It is a little known fact that Angus Young, one of the founders of the Australian rock band AC/DC, has been buying his school...

Southport farmer grows turnip with face of will.i.am

Ron Hesketh, 83, a keen gardener from Banks, found himself at the center of an international media storm this week, after growing a turnip...

Merseyside Police in huge operation against suspected Scousers

Over 400 police officers took part in early morning raids today on around 40 Merseyside properties suspected of containing scousers. We spoke to Chief Constable...

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Southport to let gays cross the road

Following Blackpool’s lead, Southport Council has announced plans to paint the town’s zebra crossings in the rainbow colours of the LGBTQ+ community. The initiative will,...

Double-Size Aldi Will Still Only Have One Till Open

Aldi have confirmed today that, despite spending millions doubling the size of their store in Kew, Southport, there will still only be one till...

Nan horrified at being offered quesadillas on trip to Southport Market for new slippers

Local grandmother Elsie Rimmer, 84, has been getting a new pair of furry slippers from Southport Market every year since 1958. Despite not getting out...

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