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Local witch doctor now statistically safer than Southport Hospital

According to statistics released by public health researchers this week, a patient is now 3.82% less likely to die unexpectedly from treatment by popular...

£3 charge to ride on Southport Coastal Road introduced

Sefton Council have confirmed this morning that using Southport's Coastal Road/Marine Drive is to become chargeable from next month. Although locals are sure to be furious...
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Local witch doctor now statistically safer than Southport Hospital

According to statistics released by public health researchers this week, a patient is now 3.82% less likely to die unexpectedly from treatment by popular...

Pay and display machines now accepting human blood

It was announced this morning that Southport's pay and display machines are to be the first in the UK to accept either coins or...

Old McDonald’s to be converted to urban farm

It has been announced that the site of the old McDonald's on Eastbank Street in Southport town centre is to be converted into a...

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Southport Monument’s wino’s granted National Heritage status

Mumbling alcoholics have been a part of the rich tapestry of Southport town centre life for so long that an English Heritage Committee have...

Banks loans its “most attractive” donkey to Hesketh Bank

As a part of an exciting and ambitious new cultural exchange program between the two West Lancashire villages, Mabel the donkey will make the...

Southport beach in £3m Miracle-Gro sponsorship deal

The Southport Times can exclusively reveal that Sefton Council have sold naming rights to Southport Beach to the lawn fertiliser company, Miracle-Gro for around...

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