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Southport Jehovah’s Witness invents door knocking app

Paul Rimmer, a Jehovah's Witness from Crossens, Southport, is set to appear on the BBC Dragon's Den programme next week. He will be seeking...

Southport Pleasureland takes on Alton Towers with addition of third attraction

Southport Pleasureland today announced 'massive' plans for expansion with the official unveiling of its latest attraction, 'The Death-Defying Mega Bounce 2000!' Southport's very own theme...
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Pay and display machines now accepting human blood

It was announced this morning that Southport's pay and display machines are to be the first in the UK to accept either coins or...

Southport to go back to black and white

The picturesque seaside town of Southport has announced plans to turn off all colour from next week, returning to the “simpler, nobler” age of...

Screen stolen from Southport’s new open air cinema

Southport's latest entertainment destination, a beachside open air cinema, suffered a 'devastating' blow today, as thieves made off with the screen before the first...

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Kew set for Britain’s First Bi-Directional Roundabout

Kew roundabout in Southport is to become the first bi-directional traffic island in Britain. The two-way roundabout system is set to be rolled out across...

Double-Size Aldi Will Still Only Have One Till Open

Aldi have confirmed today that, despite spending millions doubling the size of their store in Kew, Southport, there will still only be one till...

Southport No.1 for randy pensioners

Southport has been voted the best destination in the UK to grab a granny or grandad who's 'gagging for it' by the readers of...

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