LOCAL NEWS FOR LOCAL PEOPLE
Angus Young of AC/DC forced to wear long trousers
It is a little known fact that Angus Young, one of the founders of the Australian rock band AC/DC, has been buying his school...
Southport Monument’s wino’s granted National Heritage status
Mumbling alcoholics have been a part of the rich tapestry of Southport town centre life for so long that an English Heritage Committee have...
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Southport to go back to black and white
The picturesque seaside town of Southport has announced plans to turn off all colour from next week, returning to the “simpler, nobler” age of...
£3 charge to ride on Southport Coastal Road introduced
Sefton Council have confirmed this morning that using Southport's Coastal Road/Marine Drive is to become chargeable from next month.
Although locals are sure to be furious...
Britain’s nuclear submarine fleet to be painted yellow and moved to Liverpool
The Southport Times can exclusively reveal that the question of where the UK's nuclear submarine fleet will be housed in the event of Scottish...
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Did Jesus visit Southport?
Although the question may at first seem ridiculous, evidence has emerged that Jesus' feet may indeed have walked upon Southport's golden beaches in ancient...
FINES to be imposed for SWEARING in Southport town centre before 9pm
In an effort to clamp down on anti-social behaviour across the region, Sefton Council are set to impose an outright ban on foul language,...
Southport puzzled by mystery ‘Running Woman’
America has Sasquatch, Scotland has the Loch Ness Monster. Now Southport has its very own mystery.
Over the last few weeks reports have been coming...
