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New Aldi now Southport’s highest rated tourist attraction on TripAdvisor
Narrowly beating off competition from our glorious green beaches and the excellent push bike and shopping trolley museum in the Marine Lake,...
Ten and a half reasons why Southport isn’t as shit as you think it is
From it's classy Victorian heyday, barely clinging on to mini Blackpool status in the late 20th century and on to to its...
Culture & Lifestyle
Man helps out struggling designer brand by spending £380 to advertise them on a t shirt
Warm-hearted bus driver, Wayne Rimmer, 33, from Southport in Merseyside bought a t shirt with a name on it for £380 this morning.
"I know...
Nothing on Masterchef beats soup and crisps from Southport’s old swimming baths
Masterchef may have been on the telly for almost thirty years, but they've been pretty much wasting their time, according to people of a...
God “chilling out” about gays
As everyone knows, God usually punishes towns and cities who indulge in a bit too much same sex hanky panky with apocalyptic natural disasters.
However,...
Entertainment News
New ‘I’m a Celebrity’ to be set on Epstein island starring Prince Andrew
According to our sources, 2020's new series of I'm a celebrity get me out of here is to be relocated from the Australian jungle...
Angus Young of AC/DC forced to wear long trousers
It is a little known fact that Angus Young, one of the founders of the Australian rock band AC/DC, has been buying his school...
Justin Bieber barred from Southport Funland
Canadian pop sensation Justin Bieber has allegedly been handed a lifetime ban from Southport's largest amusement arcade, Funland, following an incident last Saturday afternoon.
We...
Politics and Current Affairs
The Queen hires Liam Neeson to rescue Prince Harry
Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II has taken the dramatic step of hiring the Northern Irish hardman actor Liam Neeson to locate her grandson Harry...
Protesters throw Jim Davidson mug off the end of Southport Pier
In a show of solidarity with Black Lives Matter activists tearing down statues around the world, a small group of protesters paraded a Jim...
Southport set for massive wall to keep out Scousers
It has emerged that a controversial mayoral candidate from Southport has been pushing for the erection of a 20' high border wall around the town.
Apparently, if...
