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Southport man injured trying to light electronic cigarette
There are renewed calls for an outright ban on electronic cigarettes today, as news emerged that a Southport man was injured whilst trying to...
Nine and a half reasons why Southport isn’t as shit as you think it is
From it's classy Victorian heyday, barely clinging on to mini Blackpool status in the late 20th century and on to to its present day...
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Birkdale better than Formby for MILFs
In a surprise change of fortune, Birkdale has topped this year's Southport & District MILF league table.
Residents of Formby, whose MILF's had topped the...
Sufferers of ‘Scouse Eyebrow Syndrome’ now eligible for free NHS treatment
Jeremy Hunt, the Secretary of State for Health, announced today that people suffering from the debilitating Scouse Eyebrow Syndrome (SEBS) will be able to...
Man buys full price Pringles
At around 8.30pm last night a man purchased a tube of salt n vinegar Pringles from a convenience store on Bispham Road, Southport for...
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Did Jesus visit Southport?
Although the question may at first seem ridiculous, evidence has emerged that Jesus' feet may indeed have walked upon Southport's golden beaches in ancient...
Southport beach in £3m Miracle-Gro sponsorship deal
The Southport Times can exclusively reveal that Sefton Council have sold naming rights to Southport Beach to the lawn fertiliser company, Miracle-Gro for around...
The Southport Visiter set to reintroduce page 3 girls
From next Friday's edition onwards, the Southport Visiter newspaper will once again feature topless women.
The popular local paper, founded in 1844, was once renowned...
