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Old McDonald’s to be converted to urban farm

It has been announced that the site of the old McDonald's on Eastbank Street in Southport town centre is to be converted into a...

Double-Size Aldi Will Still Only Have One Till Open

Aldi have confirmed today that, despite spending millions doubling the size of their store in Kew, Southport, there will still only be one till...
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Southport Monument’s wino’s granted National Heritage status

Mumbling alcoholics have been a part of the rich tapestry of Southport town centre life for so long that an English Heritage Committee have...

Fresh wave of gang violence engulfs Birkdale Village

The notoriously intimidating ghetto known by locals as 'Birkdale Village' has been experiencing a spike in levels of gang warfare, it has emerged. We understand...

£3 charge to ride on Southport Coastal Road introduced

Sefton Council have confirmed this morning that using Southport's Coastal Road/Marine Drive is to become chargeable from next month. Although locals are sure to be furious...

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Southport man injured trying to light electronic cigarette

There are renewed calls for an outright ban on electronic cigarettes today, as news emerged that a Southport man was injured whilst trying to...

Southport’s Christmas lights will be back on when someone works out which bulb has gone

Contrary to earlier reports, which suggested that Southport's Christmas lights were out because of vandalism, we understand that an, as yet undiscovered, faulty bulb...

Southport now identifies as The Best Seaside Resort in the World

Miles of glorious golden beaches; a huge range of fun and educational attractions and activities for all the family; plentiful free parking and outstanding...

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