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Southport set for massive wall to keep out Scousers
It has emerged that a controversial mayoral candidate from Southport has been pushing for the erection of a 20' high border wall around the town.
Apparently, if...
Pay and display machines now accepting human blood
It was announced this morning that Southport's pay and display machines are to be the first in the UK to accept either coins or...
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Greta Thunberg en route to liberate Southport from occupation of Sefton Council
In a dramatic escalation of her international activism, pint-sized climate zealot and professional know-it-all Greta Thunberg has launched a daring crusade across the North...
Old McDonald’s to be converted to urban farm
It has been announced that the site of the old McDonald's on Eastbank Street in Southport town centre is to be converted into a...
Southport No.1 for randy pensioners
Southport has been voted the best destination in the UK to grab a granny or grandad who's 'gagging for it' by the readers of...
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Merseyside Police in huge operation against suspected Scousers
Over 400 police officers took part in early morning raids today on around 40 Merseyside properties suspected of containing scousers.
We spoke to Chief Constable...
Banks loans its “most attractive” donkey to Hesketh Bank
As a part of an exciting and ambitious new cultural exchange program between the two West Lancashire villages, Mabel the donkey will make the...
Southport to Blackpool bridge facing fresh delays
Plans to begin work on the long-awaited Southport–Blackpool bridge have been thrown into doubt after concerns were raised about an influx of unruly partygoers.
The...
