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Nothing on Masterchef beats soup and crisps from Southport’s old swimming baths
Masterchef may have been on the telly for almost thirty years, but they've been pretty much wasting their time, according to people of a...
Marine Lake sold to American billionaire
News has reached us this morning that an American businessman has had a bid of £32million accepted for the Marine Lake
Sefton Council has been...
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Justin Bieber barred from Southport Funland
Canadian pop sensation Justin Bieber has been slapped with a lifetime ban from Funland, Southport's largest amusement arcade following what staff have described as...
Southport brothel now offering Clubcard points
Southport's favourite brothel, Blue, has teamed up with a leading supermarket chain to offer clubcard points on every transaction.
Now, while patrons wait to be...
Southport Monument’s wino’s granted National Heritage status
Mumbling alcoholics have been a part of the rich tapestry of Southport town centre life for so long that an English Heritage Committee have...
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Greta Thunberg en route to liberate Southport from occupation of Sefton Council
In a dramatic escalation of her international activism, pint-sized climate zealot and professional know-it-all Greta Thunberg has launched a daring crusade across the North...
Local graffiti geniuses leave subtle clues
Grafitti masterminds struck the seaside town of Southport in the early hours of this morning, leaving the town completely baffled as to who could...
Marine Lake sold to American billionaire
News has reached us this morning that an American businessman has had a bid of £32million accepted for the Marine Lake
Sefton Council has been...
