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Southport to Blackpool bridge facing fresh delays

Plans to begin work on the long-awaited Southport–Blackpool bridge have been thrown into doubt after concerns were raised about an influx of unruly partygoers. The...

Screen stolen from Southport’s new open air cinema

Southport's latest entertainment destination, a beachside open air cinema, suffered a 'devastating' blow today, as thieves made off with the screen before the first...
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FINES to be imposed for SWEARING in Southport town centre before 9pm

In an effort to clamp down on anti-social behaviour across the region, Sefton Council are set to impose an outright ban on foul language,...

Operation ‘Watch Where You’re F***ing Going’ credited for fall in cycling accidents

Road safety campaigners have been heaping praise upon Merseyside Police today, as their 'Watch Where You're Fucking Going' safety initiative has been credited with a...

Birkdale better than Formby for MILFs

In a surprise change of fortune, Birkdale has topped this year's Southport & District MILF league table. Residents of Formby, whose MILF's had topped the...

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Southport kid banking on fake scouse accent to make it through school without a fight

Southport year 9 student, Oliver Wenthropp, has successfully managed to avoid fisticuffs for the first three years of high school, it has emerged. "When I...

Kew set for Britain’s First Bi-Directional Roundabout

Kew roundabout in Southport is to become the first bi-directional traffic island in Britain. The two-way roundabout system is set to be rolled out across...

Pay and display machines now accepting human blood

It was announced this morning that Southport's pay and display machines are to be the first in the UK to accept either coins or...

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