LOCAL NEWS FOR LOCAL PEOPLE
Nine and a half reasons why Southport isn’t as shit as you think it is
From it's classy Victorian heyday, barely clinging on to mini Blackpool status in the late 20th century and on to to its present day...
Study explains why people from Southport are so incredibly sexy
The reason why Sandgrounders naturally exude an aura of effortless attractiveness has been an unexplained mystery in the scientific community for many years. Until...
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Sufferers of ‘Scouse Eyebrow Syndrome’ now eligible for free NHS treatment
Jeremy Hunt, the Secretary of State for Health, announced today that people suffering from the debilitating Scouse Eyebrow Syndrome (SEBS) will be able to...
Doctor Who scenes filmed in Southport
The BBC were in Southport earlier this week, filming scenes for the upcoming Doctor Who Christmas special.
Although we can't give too many details away...
Local witch doctor now statistically safer than Southport Hospital
According to statistics released by public health researchers this week, a patient is now 3.82% less likely to die unexpectedly from treatment by popular...
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Immigrants invading Southport by PARACHUTE
There were shocking scenes on the coast of Ainsdale today as swarms of immigrants landed on the beach after apparently crossing the sea with...
Southport brothel now offering Clubcard points
Southport's favourite brothel, Blue, has teamed up with a leading supermarket chain to offer clubcard points on every transaction.
Now, while patrons wait to be...
You Know You Grew up in Southport in the 70’s or 80’s When…
You remember:
Having to work up the courage to go on the death slide. And going down the helter-skelter on a woven mat.
Knowing...
