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You Know You Grew up in Southport in the 70’s or 80’s When…
You remember:
Having to work up the courage to go on the death slide. And going down the helter-skelter on a woven mat.
Knowing...
Southport’s Christmas lights will be back on when someone works out which bulb has gone
Contrary to earlier reports, which suggested that Southport's Christmas lights were out because of vandalism, we understand that an, as yet undiscovered, faulty bulb...
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New Aldi now Southport’s highest rated tourist attraction on TripAdvisor
Narrowly beating off competition from our glorious green beaches and the excellent push bike and shopping trolley museum in the Marine Lake, the new...
Old McDonald’s to be converted to urban farm
It has been announced that the site of the old McDonald's on Eastbank Street in Southport town centre is to be converted into a...
Study explains why people from Southport are so incredibly sexy
The reason why Sandgrounders naturally exude an aura of effortless attractiveness has been an unexplained mystery in the scientific community for many years. Until...
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FINES to be imposed for SWEARING in Southport town centre before 9pm
In an effort to clamp down on anti-social behaviour across the region, Sefton Council are set to impose an outright ban on foul language,...
Banks loans its “most attractive” donkey to Hesketh Bank
As a part of an exciting and ambitious new cultural exchange program between the two West Lancashire villages, Mabel the donkey will make the...
Fresh wave of gang violence engulfs Birkdale Village
The notoriously intimidating ghetto known by locals as 'Birkdale Village' has been experiencing a spike in levels of gang warfare, it has emerged.
We understand...
