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Operation ‘Watch Where You’re F***ing Going’ credited for fall in cycling accidents

Road safety campaigners have been heaping praise upon Merseyside Police today, as their 'Watch Where You're Fucking Going' safety initiative has been credited with a...

Nothing on Masterchef beats soup and crisps from Southport’s old swimming baths

Masterchef may have been on the telly for almost thirty years, but they've been pretty much wasting their time, according to people of a...
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Southport’s Christmas lights will be back on when someone works out which bulb has gone

Contrary to earlier reports, which suggested that Southport's Christmas lights were out because of vandalism, we understand that an, as yet undiscovered, faulty bulb...

Screen stolen from Southport’s new open air cinema

Southport's latest entertainment destination, a beachside open air cinema, suffered a 'devastating' blow today, as thieves made off with the screen before the first...

Study explains why people from Southport are so incredibly sexy

The reason why Sandgrounders naturally exude an aura of effortless attractiveness has been an unexplained mystery in the scientific community for many years. Until...

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Immigrants invading Southport by PARACHUTE

There were shocking scenes on the coast of Ainsdale today as swarms of immigrants landed on the beach after apparently crossing the sea with...

Southport to Blackpool bridge facing fresh delays

Plans to begin work on the long-awaited Southport–Blackpool bridge have been thrown into doubt after concerns were raised about an influx of unruly partygoers. The...

The Southport Visiter set to reintroduce page 3 girls

From next Friday's edition onwards, the Southport Visiter newspaper will once again feature topless women. The popular local paper, founded in 1844, was once renowned...

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