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Southport No.1 for randy pensioners

Southport has been voted the best destination in the UK to grab a granny or grandad who's 'gagging for it' by the readers of...

Screen stolen from Southport’s new open air cinema

Justin Bieber barred from Southport Funland

Nine and a half reasons why Southport isn’t as shit as...

Southport kid banking on fake scouse accent to make it through...

Southport in Australia ‘really, really shit’ compared to our Southport

Banks loans its “most attractive” donkey to Hesketh Bank

Protesters throw Jim Davidson mug off the end of Southport Pier

Pay and Display to be extended to whole of Southport PR8...

Southport’s Kew estate quarantined in bid to halt spread of STDs

Study explains why people from Southport are so incredibly sexy