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Southport’s Kew estate quarantined in bid to halt spread of STDs

Health officials have stepped in to completely fence off the Kew estate in Southport from the outside world, it has emerged. We understand that the...

Kew’s new housing estate set to be the “Venice of Southport”

Pay and display machines now accepting human blood

Sufferers of ‘Scouse Eyebrow Syndrome’ now eligible for free NHS treatment

Man buys full price Pringles

Local graffiti geniuses leave subtle clues

Nothing on Masterchef beats soup and crisps from Southport’s old swimming...

Greta Thunberg en route to liberate Southport from occupation of Sefton...

Nine and a half reasons why Southport isn’t as shit as...

The Southport Visiter set to reintroduce page 3 girls

Did Jesus visit Southport?