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Southport’s Kew estate quarantined in bid to halt spread of STDs

Health officials have stepped in to completely fence off the Kew estate in Southport from the outside world, it has emerged. We understand that the...

Sufferers of ‘Scouse Eyebrow Syndrome’ now eligible for free NHS treatment

Local witch doctor now statistically safer than Southport Hospital

Immigrants invading Southport by PARACHUTE

Merseyside Police in huge operation against suspected Scousers

Protesters throw Jim Davidson mug off the end of Southport Pier

Kew’s new housing estate set to be the “Venice of Southport”

Justin Bieber barred from Southport Funland

Birkdale better than Formby for MILFs

Southport tip to begin accepting unwanted animals

Operation ‘Watch Where You’re F***ing Going’ credited for fall in cycling...