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Birkdale better than Formby for MILFs

In a surprise change of fortune, Birkdale has topped this year's Southport & District MILF league table. Residents of Formby, whose MILF's had topped the...

Southport gets apology for cremation of onion farmer

Angus Young of AC/DC forced to wear long trousers

Operation ‘Watch Where You’re F***ing Going’ credited for fall in cycling...

Southport’s Christmas lights will be back on when someone works out...

Kew’s new housing estate set to be the “Venice of Southport”

Sufferers of ‘Scouse Eyebrow Syndrome’ now eligible for free NHS treatment

Fresh wave of gang violence engulfs Birkdale Village

Sefton Council workers defeat Pennywise the clown

Nine and a half reasons why Southport isn’t as shit as...

Woollybacks gain protected minority status