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Southport town centre to be relocated to Meols Cop

The Southport Business Improvement District team have decided upon a plan which will instantly solve all of the problems of Southport town centre. It has...

Southport set for massive wall to keep out Scousers

Sufferers of ‘Scouse Eyebrow Syndrome’ now eligible for free NHS treatment

Southport Monument’s wino’s granted National Heritage status

Southport in Australia ‘really, really shit’ compared to our Southport

Southport beach in £3m Miracle-Gro sponsorship deal

William and Kate to attend Southport Civil War remembrance service

Greta Thunberg en route to liberate Southport from occupation of Sefton...

Double-Size Aldi Will Still Only Have One Till Open

Study explains why people from Southport are so incredibly sexy

Ainsdale Birdwatching Society evening events ‘not dogging’