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Southport No.1 for randy pensioners

Southport has been voted the best destination in the UK to grab a granny or grandad who's 'gagging for it' by the readers of...

Sefton Council workers defeat Pennywise the clown

Southport kid banking on fake scouse accent to make it through...

Angus Young of AC/DC forced to wear long trousers

Greta Thunberg en route to liberate Southport from occupation of Sefton...

Man buys full price Pringles

Did Jesus visit Southport?

Double-Size Aldi Will Still Only Have One Till Open

Southport’s Christmas lights will be back on when someone works out...

Southport in Australia ‘really, really shit’ compared to our Southport

FINES to be imposed for SWEARING in Southport town centre before...