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Double-Size Aldi Will Still Only Have One Till Open

Aldi have confirmed today that, despite spending millions doubling the size of their store in Kew, Southport, there will still only be one till...

Swan Chippy awarded third Michelin Star

Greta Thunberg en route to liberate Southport from occupation of Sefton...

Southport to go back to black and white

Old McDonald’s to be converted to urban farm

Woollybacks gain protected minority status

Southport tip to begin accepting unwanted animals

Southport brothel now offering Clubcard points

Study explains why people from Southport are so incredibly sexy

Pay and display machines now accepting human blood

Southport’s Kew estate quarantined in bid to halt spread of STDs