Published On: Wed, May 21st, 2014

Mysterious ‘Serial Accident Photographer’ Strikes Again

On The Scene.

On The Scene.

Merseyside Police have launched a full-scale investigation today into the photographs that keep appearing on the internet of every car crash in Southport.

Apparently, the mystery photographer appears at more than three quarters of all accidents before the police themselves. Indeed, he is often the one that calls 999, after first ensuring that he has captured a picture of the carnage with the perfect angle and lighting.

The police are asking Southport residents to be extra cautious on the roads this week, as one theory they are working on is that it is the photographer himself who causes accidents in order to add to his macabre collection of images.

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