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Birkdale better than Formby for MILFs

In a surprise change of fortune, Birkdale has topped this year's Southport & District MILF league table. Residents of Formby, whose MILF's had topped the...

Sufferers of ‘Scouse Eyebrow Syndrome’ now eligible for free NHS treatment

Jeremy Hunt, the Secretary of State for Health, announced today that people suffering from the debilitating Scouse Eyebrow Syndrome (SEBS) will be able to...

Idiots who use the same spoon for tea and coffee to...

People who don't use separate spoons when making tea and coffee are to be 'named and shamed' under new Government guidelines. "Tea is a vital...

Entertainment News

LBC’s James O’Brien awards himself a knighthood for ‘services to radio’

Callers to LBC's mid-morning show will henceforth have the pleasure of being patronised and talked over by SIR James O'Brien, following the...

Angus Young of AC/DC forced to wear long trousers with closure...

It is a little known fact that Angus Young, one of the founders of the Australian rock band AC/DC, has been buying his school...

Justin Bieber barred from Southport Funland

Canadian pop sensation Justin Bieber has allegedly been handed a lifetime ban from Southport's largest amusement arcade, Funland, following an incident last Saturday afternoon. We...

Politics and Current Affairs

Jemima Eyup has Yorkshire citizenship revoked after day trip to London

A nineteen year old from the small town of Twatt-cum-Twiddlestick in North Yorkshire has had her citizenship revoked over fears of radicalisation...

GIMPs ready to take charge

Having been long frustrated with taking the whip in their parties, the newly unmasked Group of Independent Members of Parliament (GIMPs) have declared themselves...

Remain MP pays £63,000 for Y reg Nissan Micra after taking...

Yvonne Hooper, ardent remainer and Member of Parliament for Castleton and Ponteford, has been a keen advocate of the government taking a 'no-deal Brexit'...