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Keith Richards recommends amphetamines and strippers to ward off Covid 19

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In a recent interview with The Southport Times, Keith Richards the 137 year old Rolling Stones legend, has advised people of his generation to give the the Covid vaccine a miss.

Instead he recommends a more natural, holistic approach to fighting the virus, centred around speed, Jack Daniels and cocaine snorted off the breasts of well-endowed strippers three times a week.

“I’ve survived two world wars, eighteen pandemics and hair metal,” The indestructible guitarist told us. “So this Corona thing’s got no chance.”

“Mind you, I think I coughed up my last lung at a gig in ’73 or ’74, so it’s pretty tough for any respiratory virus to do too much damage.”

 

*Results may vary. Please seek your own medical advice before following any new health plan.

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