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Birkdale better than Formby for MILFs

In a surprise change of fortune, Birkdale has topped this year's Southport & District MILF league table. Residents of Formby, whose MILF's had topped the...

Justin Bieber barred from Southport Funland

You Know You Grew up in Southport in the 70’s or...

New Aldi now Southport’s highest rated tourist attraction on TripAdvisor

Britain’s nuclear submarine fleet to be painted yellow and moved to...

Southport’s Kew estate quarantined in bid to halt spread of STDs

Greta Thunberg en route to liberate Southport from occupation of Sefton...

Old McDonald’s to be converted to urban farm

Nothing on Masterchef beats soup and crisps from Southport’s old swimming...

Marine Lake sold to American billionaire

Southport puzzled by mystery ‘Running Woman’