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Sufferers of ‘Scouse Eyebrow Syndrome’ now eligible for free NHS treatment

Jeremy Hunt, the Secretary of State for Health, announced today that people suffering from the debilitating Scouse Eyebrow Syndrome (SEBS) will be able to...

Old McDonald’s to be converted to urban farm

Study explains why people from Southport are so incredibly sexy

Local witch doctor now statistically safer than Southport Hospital

Southport Pleasureland takes on Alton Towers with addition of third attraction

Southport’s Kew estate quarantined in bid to halt spread of STDs

Southport Monument’s wino’s granted National Heritage status

Protesters throw Jim Davidson mug off the end of Southport Pier

Birkdale better than Formby for MILFs

Nothing on Masterchef beats soup and crisps from Southport’s old swimming...

Formby signs free trade deal with Germany