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Sufferers of ‘Scouse Eyebrow Syndrome’ now eligible for free NHS treatment

Jeremy Hunt, the Secretary of State for Health, announced today that people suffering from the debilitating Scouse Eyebrow Syndrome (SEBS) will be able to...

Immigrants invading Southport by PARACHUTE

FINES to be imposed for SWEARING in Southport town centre before...

Southport town centre to be relocated to Meols Cop

Study explains why people from Southport are so incredibly sexy

You Know You Grew up in Southport in the 70’s or...

Southport tip to begin accepting unwanted animals

Merseyside Police in huge operation against suspected Scousers

Southport to let gays cross the road

Kew’s new housing estate set to be the “Venice of Southport”

Southport kid banking on fake scouse accent to make it through...