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Southport town centre to be relocated to Meols Cop

The Southport Business Improvement District team have decided upon a plan which will instantly solve all of the problems of Southport town centre. It has...

Justin Bieber barred from Southport Funland

Southport gets apology for cremation of onion farmer

New Aldi now Southport’s highest rated tourist attraction on TripAdvisor

Sufferers of ‘Scouse Eyebrow Syndrome’ now eligible for free NHS treatment

Southport farmer grows turnip with face of will.i.am

Police hunt mum overheard threatening child with day out in Southport

Greta Thunberg en route to liberate Southport from occupation of Sefton...

Nine and a half reasons why Southport isn’t as shit as...

Ainsdale Birdwatching Society evening events ‘not dogging’

Local witch doctor now statistically safer than Southport Hospital