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Southport to go back to black and white
The picturesque seaside town of Southport has announced plans to turn off all colour from next week, returning to the “simpler, nobler” age of...
Man buys full price Pringles
At around 8.30pm last night a man purchased a tube of salt n vinegar Pringles from a convenience store on Bispham Road, Southport for...
Southport man injured trying to light electronic cigarette
There are renewed calls for an outright ban on electronic cigarettes today, as news emerged that a Southport man was injured whilst trying to...
Angus Young of AC/DC forced to wear long trousers
It is a little known fact that Angus Young, one of the founders of the Australian rock band AC/DC, has been buying his school...
Southport brothel now offering Clubcard points
Southport's favourite brothel, Blue, has teamed up with a leading supermarket chain to offer clubcard points on every transaction.
Now, while patrons wait to be...
The Southport Visiter set to reintroduce page 3 girls
From next Friday's edition onwards, the Southport Visiter newspaper will once again feature topless women.
The popular local paper, founded in 1844, was once renowned...
Southport gets apology for cremation of onion farmer
Southport Crematorium have issued an apology for the awful smell of onions hovering over Southport today.
Apparently a small dignified service was carried out for...
Southport Jehovah’s Witness invents door knocking app
Paul Rimmer, a Jehovah's Witness from Crossens, Southport, is set to appear on the BBC Dragon's Den programme next week. He will be seeking...
Marine Lake sold to American billionaire
News has reached us this morning that an American businessman has had a bid of £32million accepted for the Marine Lake
Sefton Council has been...
Justin Bieber barred from Southport Funland
Canadian pop sensation Justin Bieber has been slapped with a lifetime ban from Funland, Southport's largest amusement arcade following what staff have described as...