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Angus Young of AC/DC forced to wear long trousers

It is a little known fact that Angus Young, one of the founders of the Australian rock band AC/DC, has been buying his school...

Southport brothel now offering Clubcard points

Southport's favourite brothel, Blue, has teamed up with a leading supermarket chain to offer clubcard points on every transaction. Now, while patrons wait to be...

The Southport Visiter set to reintroduce page 3 girls

From next Friday's edition onwards, the Southport Visiter newspaper will once again feature topless women. The popular local paper, founded in 1844, was once renowned...

Southport gets apology for cremation of onion farmer

Southport Crematorium have issued an apology for the awful smell of onions hovering over Southport today. Apparently a small dignified service was carried out for...

Southport Tip now accepting unwanted animals

From next week Southport residents will be able to dispose of surplus pets and livestock at Southport tip. For the first few weeks people are...

Southport Jehovah’s Witness invents door knocking app

Paul Rimmer, a Jehovah's Witness from Crossens, Southport, is set to appear on the BBC Dragon's Den programme next week. He will be seeking...

Marine Lake sold to American billionaire

News has reached us this morning that an American businessman has had a bid of £32million accepted for the Marine Lake Sefton Council has been...

Justin Bieber barred from Southport Funland

Canadian pop sensation Justin Bieber has been slapped with a lifetime ban from Funland, Southport's largest amusement arcade following what staff have described as...

Pay and Display to be extended to whole of Southport PR8...

It has emerged today that Sefton Council are planning to extend Southport's town centre pay and display zone outwards to encompass the whole of...

Southport puzzled by mystery ‘Running Woman’

America has Sasquatch, Scotland has the Loch Ness Monster. Now Southport has its very own mystery. Over the last few weeks reports have been coming...