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Fresh wave of gang violence engulfs Birkdale Village

The notoriously intimidating ghetto known by locals as 'Birkdale Village' has been experiencing a spike in levels of gang warfare, it has emerged. We understand...

Pay and display machines now accepting human blood

It was announced this morning that Southport's pay and display machines are to be the first in the UK to accept either coins or...
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Local graffiti geniuses leave subtle clues

Grafitti masterminds struck the seaside town of Southport in the early hours of this morning, leaving the town completely baffled as to who could...

Southport tip to begin accepting unwanted animals

From next week, Southport residents will be able to dispose of surplus pets and livestock at the town’s recycling centre. During the initial rollout, visitors...

Double-Size Aldi Will Still Only Have One Till Open

Aldi have confirmed today that, despite spending millions doubling the size of their store in Kew, Southport, there will still only be one till...

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Southport in surprise tourism boost from empty shop enthusiasts

We all know that there are loads of strange niche interests and hobbies out there, like trainspotting, roundabout photography, knitting bobble hats out of belly button...

Nine and a half reasons why Southport isn’t as shit as you think it is

From it's classy Victorian heyday, barely clinging on to mini Blackpool status in the late 20th century and on to to its present day...

Southport man injured trying to light electronic cigarette

There are renewed calls for an outright ban on electronic cigarettes today, as news emerged that a Southport man was injured whilst trying to...

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