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Double-Size Aldi Will Still Only Have One Till Open

Aldi have confirmed today that, despite spending millions doubling the size of their store in Kew, Southport, there will still only be one till...

Southport now identifies as The Best Seaside Resort in the World

Did Jesus visit Southport?

Southport tip to begin accepting unwanted animals

Greta Thunberg en route to liberate Southport from occupation of Sefton...

Southport brothel now offering Clubcard points

You Know You Grew up in Southport in the 70’s or...

Local witch doctor now statistically safer than Southport Hospital

Old McDonald’s to be converted to urban farm

Double-Size Aldi Will Still Only Have One Till Open

Nine and a half reasons why Southport isn’t as shit as...