Published On: Mon, Jun 16th, 2014

Southport No.1 for randy pensioners

southport pensionersSouthport has been voted the best destination in the UK to grab a granny or grandad who’s ‘gagging for it’ by the readers of Aga, a magazine aimed at the over 60′s, for the third year in a row.

“We are absolutely delighted.” Shirley Knott of the Southport Tourist Board told us today. “This prestigious honour guarantees a massive tourism boost to the town.”

Coachloads of randy retirees from around the country are now expected to be arriving in Southport every weekend, to experience our fine selection of promiscuous pensioners.

Knott assured us that a lot of time and energy had been invested in achieving the coveted No.1 spot.

“We’ve been campaigning tirelessly for our older ladies to slut it up a bit and the gents to work on their abs. And they’ve done really well.”

“We at the Tourist Board are proud that we can now invite visitors from all over the world to come and enjoy the filthiest over 60′s the UK has to offer.”

 

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