Prince Harry released a new hostage video this morning, apologising for whatever Meghan is moaning on about this week.
He opens the video by apologising on behalf of Britain, the Royal Family, white people, western civilisation, mammals, men and gingers for generally existing and having had ancestors.
“It is very important that we acknowledge and apologise for the privilege that we have the privilege to acknowledge we are privileged to apologise for.” The Prince explained.
“My wife and I are in full agreement that to make things better, I need to do better and you lot need to do better at all the stuff she says we should do better at.”
“Is that okay? Did I get it right this time?” He is seen asking someone off screen before the video ends.
