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Study explains why people from Southport are so incredibly sexy
The reason why Sandgrounders naturally exude an aura of effortless attractiveness has been an unexplained mystery in the scientific community for many years. Until...
Kew set for Britain’s First Bi-Directional Roundabout
Kew roundabout in Southport is to become the first bi-directional traffic island in Britain.
The two-way roundabout system is set to be rolled out across...
Southport beach in £3m Miracle-Gro sponsorship deal
The Southport Times can exclusively reveal that Sefton Council have sold naming rights to Southport Beach to the lawn fertiliser company, Miracle-Gro for around...
Southport kid banking on fake scouse accent to make it through...
Southport year 9 student, Oliver Wenthropp, has successfully managed to avoid fisticuffs for the first three years of high school, it has emerged.
"When I...
You Know You Grew up in Southport in the 70’s or...
You remember:
Having to work up the courage to go on the death slide. And going down the helter-skelter on a woven mat.
Knowing...
Sufferers of ‘Scouse Eyebrow Syndrome’ now eligible for free NHS treatment
Jeremy Hunt, the Secretary of State for Health, announced today that people suffering from the debilitating Scouse Eyebrow Syndrome (SEBS) will be able to...
Southport No.1 for randy pensioners
Southport has been voted the best destination in the UK to grab a granny or grandad who's 'gagging for it' by the readers of...
William and Kate to attend Southport Civil War remembrance service
It has been confirmed that their Royal Highnesses, The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, are to attend this Sunday's Civil War remembrance service at the...
Merseyside Police in huge operation against suspected Scousers
Over 400 police officers took part in early morning raids today on around 40 Merseyside properties suspected of containing scousers.
We spoke to Chief Constable...
Pay and display machines now accepting human blood
It was announced this morning that Southport's pay and display machines are to be the first in the UK to accept either coins or...