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GIMPs ready to take charge

Having been long frustrated with taking the whip in their parties, the newly unmasked Group of Independent Members of Parliament (GIMPs) have declared themselves...

Remain MP pays £63,000 for Y reg Nissan Micra after taking...

Yvonne Hooper, ardent remainer and Member of Parliament for Castleton and Ponteford, has been a keen advocate of the government taking a 'no-deal Brexit'...

Local witch doctor now statistically safer than Southport Hospital

According to statistics released by public health researchers this week, a patient is now 3.82% less likely to die unexpectedly from treatment by popular...

Police hunt Liverpool mum overheard threatening child with day out in...

Child cruelty campaigners have reacted with shock and dismay this week after footage emerged of a mum causing her child, "Undue alarm and distress."...

Formby signs free trade deal with Germany

While the British Government's talks with the EU over post-Brexit trade seem to have reached an impasse, Formby has already concluded a tariff-free deal...

Sefton Council workers defeat Pennywise the clown

Quick-thinking highway maintenance workers have guaranteed that residents of Botanic Road in Southport can sleep soundly tonight by blocking off drains with tarmac. We understand...

Local drug dealer still accepting old pound coins

The old shape £1 coin ceased being legal tender at midnight last night. However, many businesses, such as Poundland, are attempting to drum up...

Operation ‘Watch Where You’re F***ing Going’ credited for fall in cycling...

Road safety campaigners have been heaping praise upon Merseyside Police today, as their 'Watch Where You're Fucking Going' safety initiative has been credited with a...

Southport in surprise tourism boost from empty shop enthusiasts

We all know that there are loads of strange niche interests and hobbies out there, like trainspotting, roundabout photography, knitting bobble hats out of belly button...

Where and how to watch the best punch ups before, during...

  Let's face it - McGregor and Mayweather are both counter-strikers who will be trousering millions whether they bother throwing any punches or not tonight. So...

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