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Shock as boxers suddenly develop bitter grudge just as tickets go...

The fighting world was shaken to its core today, as two blokes who've never really had much to do with each other suddenly remembered...

Southport’s Christmas lights will be back on when someone works out...

Contrary to earlier reports, which suggested that Southport's Christmas lights were out because of vandalism, we understand that an, as yet undiscovered, faulty bulb...

Southport set for massive wall to keep out Scousers

It has emerged that a controversial mayoral candidate from Southport has been pushing for the erection of a 20' high border wall around the town. Apparently, if...

Britain’s nuclear submarine fleet to be painted yellow and moved to...

The Southport Times can exclusively reveal that the question of where the UK's nuclear submarine fleet will be housed in the event of Scottish...

Petition calling for David Cameron to reconsider resignation reaches FOUR signatures

In the wake of the petition calling for a second EU referendum, voters have been flocking to sign another petition calling upon Britain's most...

Screen stolen from Southport’s new open air cinema

Southport's latest entertainment destination, a beachside open air cinema, suffered a 'devastating' blow today, as thieves made off with the screen before the first...

Brexit could end the DFS sale

Speaking on the Andrew Marr show this morning, David Cameron has warned that if Britain votes to leave the European Union the DFS sale really, really...

Antisocial kids ‘Just little bastards’

A study has been published today by a team of social scientists, which examined antisocial behaviour by gangs of youths around Southport. The researchers...

FINES to be imposed for SWEARING in Southport town centre before...

In an effort to clamp down on anti-social behaviour across the region, Sefton Council are set to impose an outright ban on foul language,...

Did Jesus visit Southport?

Although the question may at first seem ridiculous, evidence has emerged that Jesus' feet may indeed have walked upon Southport's golden beaches in ancient...

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