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£3 charge to ride on Southport Coastal Road introduced

Sefton Council have confirmed this morning that using Southport's Coastal Road/Marine Drive is to become chargeable from next month. Although locals are sure to be furious...

Local graffiti geniuses leave subtle clues

Grafitti masterminds struck the seaside town of Southport in the early hours of this morning, leaving the town completely baffled as to who could...

Local restauranteur vindicated as dead flies and bird shit turn out...

A popular Southport restaurant has been unfairly maligned by the local authority and the town's media, it has emerged. We have discovered that the various dead insects,...

Doctor Who scenes filmed in Southport

The BBC were in Southport earlier this week, filming scenes for the upcoming Doctor Who Christmas special. Although we can't give too many details away...

Shock as boxers suddenly develop bitter grudge just as tickets go...

The fighting world was shaken to its core today, as two blokes who've never really had much to do with each other suddenly remembered...

Southport’s Christmas lights will be back on when someone works out...

Contrary to earlier reports, which suggested that Southport's Christmas lights were out because of vandalism, we understand that an, as yet undiscovered, faulty bulb...

Southport set for massive wall to keep out Scousers

It has emerged that a controversial mayoral candidate from Southport has been pushing for the erection of a 20' high border wall around the town. Apparently, if...

Mild storm suggests God “chilling out” about gays

As everyone knows, God usually punishes towns and cities who indulge in a bit too much same sex hanky panky with apocalyptic natural disasters. However,...

Britain’s nuclear submarine fleet to be painted yellow and moved to...

The Southport Times can exclusively reveal that the question of where the UK's nuclear submarine fleet will be housed in the event of Scottish...

Petition calling for David Cameron to reconsider resignation reaches FOUR signatures

In the wake of the petition calling for a second EU referendum, voters have been flocking to sign another petition calling upon Britain's most...

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